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Tag Archives: road warrior
Some Dickhead Bicyclist Threw A Rock At A Car And Promptly Got His Ass Beat With A Baseball Bat
[Associated Press] A 45-year-old Stratford woman is accused of beating a bicyclist with a baseball bat in Bridgeport. Andrea Brown was arrested Saturday on charges including assault. The Connecticut Post reports that Brown and 28-year-old Angel Ramos of Bridgeport began arguing … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged baseball, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, Connecticut, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, justice, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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I Always Thought Mad Max Was A Work Of Fiction But Apparently It Was Actually A Documentary About Australian Bicyclists
[The Age] It was a case of road rage on two wheels this week as a squadron of cyclists assaulted a motorist in Fitzroy. The melee began on Tuesday in Mater Street, Collingwood, with a verbal altercation between the driver and … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged Australia, bicycle, bicycle couriers, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, deviants, Mad Max, police, road warrior, savages
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This Disgusting Poster Implying That Bicyclists Are In Any Way Sexually Desirable Has Been Rightly Banned
Welcome to the fight, Belgium. Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged Belgium, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crackdowns, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, deviants, natural selection, PC Police, road warrior, sex
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Nothing New Here, Just A Rage-Fueled Bike Monster Punching A 78-Year-Old Man In The Face
[Cleveland Plain Dealer] A 78-year-old Parma Heights man was assaulted by a man riding a bicycle Feb. 19. The bicyclist was riding in the roadway, and when the older man told him to move over, the bicyclist broke his side mirror … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, Cleveland, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, hypocrisy, hypocrites, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Bono May Never Play Guitar Again Because He Got Run Over By A Bicyclist While Also Riding A Bicycle
[CNN] Bono has shared with fans that recovery from an accident has been slow going and that he’s worried he may never play guitar again. The U2 frontman underwent hours of multiple surgeries in November after a bicycle accident in … Continue reading
When The Entire World Gets Ebola, You Can Just Go Ahead And Blame Bicyclists
Wouldn’t it be great to be surprised by this news? Wouldn’t it be awesome to have your head so far in the sand that you could read this and be shocked? I guess I’m just a little too jaded for … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, Bikeshare, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, Ebola, idiots, Maine, natural selection, road warrior, savages
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Looks Like Londoners Are Finally Starting To Fight Back Against The Bicyclist Scourge
[Sevenoaks Chronicle] BIGGIN Hill villagers have rounded on cycling clubs this week with a public sign labelling them ‘lycra louts’. Clubs travelling through the village have been slammed by villagers for ‘polluting’ the area with their route markers. The notice … Continue reading
Justin Bieber Is Apparently An Avid Bicyclist, Which I’m Pretty Sure Means The Argument Is Over And I Win
[Bicycling.com] Notorious bad boy Justin Bieber looks to be turning a new page. After his probation meeting on Saturday, Biebs was spotted taking a brand-new bike out for a spin. Based on these Daily Mail photos, it appears to be … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, Bieber, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, Justin Bieber, natural selection, road warrior, savages, The Biebs
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The NYPD Is Confiscating Illegally Parked Bikes, And Believe It Or Not Bicyclists Are Not Happy About It
[Gawker] If your lock gets cut and your bike disappears in midtown Manhattan, you should call the cops. Not because you need to report the crime—because there’s a good chance the cops stole the bike themselves. I first heard about this … Continue reading
Wanna See A Slapfight Between Two Professional Cyclists? Of Course You Do
[Deadspin] Man, if there was evidence that cyclists are not really ’bout that life, this incredibly weak slapfest between Ivan Rovny and Gianluca Brambilla during the 16th stage of the Vuelta a España is it. Are they swatting at flies … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, idiots, Lance Armstrong, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France
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