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Tag Archives: darwinism
Another Species Heard From: Wolves Hate Bicyclists Too
[Spokesman-Review] Growing up in the Yukon, Melanie Klassen had seen numerous bicycle tourists pedaling the Alaska Highway, but never one with a canine companion running behind him. “I thought it was odd until I saw the panicked look on the … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged Alaska, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, mother nature, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, the earth protects itself
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Douchebag Bicyclist Vs. Angry Lamborghini Owner, WHO YA GOT?!
[supercarsoflondon YouTube via AutoSpies] Jul 7, 2013 – What is going on in LONDON?! People trying to PISS off every supercar owner?! Why are they treated so poorly? This behaviour needs to stop. This cyclist is an utter moron that probably goes … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, London, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclists Inexplicably Continue To Wage War Against Bus Drivers
[Wisconsin State Journal] A bicyclist escaped serious injury due to alert evasive action by a bus driver Friday morning, according to a Madison Police Department report. Police said a bicyclist riding against traffic at about 7:15 a.m. “turned right into … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, heroes, idiots, natural selection, public transportation, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Dog Almost Causes Massive Crash At The Tour De France, Proves Once Again That The Entire Animal Kingdom Is On My Side
[TIME] Quelle horreur! A small dog nearly caused a not-small crash at the Tour de France this weekend after he got loose and dashed across the racetrack. The incident occurred just a few miles from the finish line during the event’s second stage. … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, dogs, mother nature, natural selection, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, the earth protects itself, Tour de France
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Remember That Meth Head Bicyclist From The Other Day? Well Someone Else Just HAD To One-Up Him
[Morning Sun] PITTSBURGH – A bicyclist riding on the sidewalk in downtown Pittsburg Tuesday morning caught the eye of a Pittsburg Police Department officer, who attempted to make contact with the individual about a city ordinance violation. According to a … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, failures, idiots, meth, natural selection, Pittsburgh, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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I Always Knew Bicyclists Were Drunken Assholes But Apparently They’re Meth Heads Now Too
[Redding Record Searchlight] A man riding his bicycle in Red Bluff early this morning was arrested on suspicion of several drug-related charges after officers said they found a sunglasses case full of methamphetamine that belonged to him. An officer stopped … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, meth, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Good News! Bicyclists Have Decided To Just Start Beating The Shit Out Of Each Other Now!
[Oregon Live] As both a cyclist and an attorney who specializes in cycling-related cases, Portland’s Bob Mionske knows a good deal about road rage incidents pitting motorists against bicycle riders. But for whatever reason — warmer weather? More people taking to two … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, Portland Fucking Oregon, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Apparently They Now Make A Bicycle With Scooter Attachment Coming Off the Back Of It And Oh My God My Brain Can’t Even Handle How Much I Hate Anyone Who Would Use This
[Digital Trends] Designer and photographer Jason Loveless invented the scooteRack because he claims he wants to see more people get around via bicycles. “Imagine if you could double the number of bicycle users without doubling the number of bicycles!” he writes. The … Continue reading
Posted in Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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Three Bicyclists Somehow Manage to Get Lost in the Middle of the Fucking Forest
NEWPORT-Three bicyclists riding trails in the Martha Sundquist State Forest late on Friday, Jan. 11, got lost for two and one-half hours before rescuers found them safe and uninjured. Lt. C.J. Ball of the Cocke County Sheriff’s Department said the … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, mother nature, natural selection, stupid twats, the earth protects itself
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DC Now Going Out of Its Way to Encourage Inexperienced Bicyclists to Clog Up the Streets of the Fucking Capital
The District passed a new law proponents say will give cyclists a better chance of filing a lawsuit against motorists who purposely try to harm them. “This is a little extra protection for the most egregious type of assaults and … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, DC, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 