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Lance Armstrong Gives His Bicyclist Detractors A Giant Middle Finger, Says If He Could Go Back In Time He’d Cheat All Over Again
[BBC] Shamed cyclist Lance Armstrong believes the time is coming when he should be forgiven for doping and lying – and told the BBC he would probably do it again. Armstrong, 43, was stripped of his record seven Tour de France … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, heroes, Lance Armstrong, savages, Tour de France
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Bono May Never Play Guitar Again Because He Got Run Over By A Bicyclist While Also Riding A Bicycle
[CNN] Bono has shared with fans that recovery from an accident has been slow going and that he’s worried he may never play guitar again. The U2 frontman underwent hours of multiple surgeries in November after a bicycle accident in … Continue reading
Oklahoma City Gets It, Is Considering A Three Foot Rule For Bicyclists Instead Of Drivers
[Bike OKC] A new ordinance put forward by councilman Pat Ryan (Ward 8) would require bikes to maintain 3 feet between themselves and any motor vehicles traveling in the same direction. The measure has been approved by the Oklahoma City Traffic Commission … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, natural selection, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City, savages, three foot rule
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The Following Is A Piece Of 100% Real, Actual Hate Mail That I Received The Other Day
He got me with the “(not)” though. Just an absolutely brutal diss to end with, I am floored, just floored by the disrespect. Continue reading
When The Entire World Gets Ebola, You Can Just Go Ahead And Blame Bicyclists
Wouldn’t it be great to be surprised by this news? Wouldn’t it be awesome to have your head so far in the sand that you could read this and be shocked? I guess I’m just a little too jaded for … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, Bikeshare, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, Ebola, idiots, Maine, natural selection, road warrior, savages
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Looks Like Londoners Are Finally Starting To Fight Back Against The Bicyclist Scourge
[Sevenoaks Chronicle] BIGGIN Hill villagers have rounded on cycling clubs this week with a public sign labelling them ‘lycra louts’. Clubs travelling through the village have been slammed by villagers for ‘polluting’ the area with their route markers. The notice … Continue reading
No Longer Content To Lock Their Bikes To Public Property, Bicyclists Are Now Locking People Out Of Their Own Homes
[Hoboken 411] Entitled bicyclists in Hoboken don’t just ride the wrong way, or nearly run over pedestrians on the sidewalk. Nope. They also lock these fruity contraptions to the front of people’s homes – and prevent access to the gated areas, … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, Hoboken, natural selection, savages
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Typical Idiot Bicyclist Rides Right Past A Cop While Carrying All Of His Meth Cooking Ingredients
[Muncie Star Press] MUNCIE – Two months ago, a bicyclist carrying a bottle of Rooto household lye drain opener rode past a state police officer sitting in his unmarked car in an alley off of Kilgore Avenue. That observation eventually … Continue reading
Just A Typical Bicyclist Recording Upskirt Videos Of Women While Riding Around Manhattan
[NBC New York] Police are seeking a man accused of recording a woman underneath her dress while he was riding a bicycle on the Upper East Side. Police said the suspect approached the 19-year-old victim in front of 949 Third Ave. … Continue reading
Justin Bieber Is Apparently An Avid Bicyclist, Which I’m Pretty Sure Means The Argument Is Over And I Win
[Bicycling.com] Notorious bad boy Justin Bieber looks to be turning a new page. After his probation meeting on Saturday, Biebs was spotted taking a brand-new bike out for a spin. Based on these Daily Mail photos, it appears to be … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, Bieber, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, Justin Bieber, natural selection, road warrior, savages, The Biebs
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