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I Don’t Mean To Alarm Anyone But Illinois Is Being Taken Over By Roving Gangs Of Heavily Armed Bicyclist Thugs
[News-Gazette] URBANA — University of Illinois police are investigating two crimes involving bicyclists Saturday night in Champaign-Urbana. According to a police report, a University of Illinois employee was walking near a parking lot in the 1100 block of West Western … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, Illinois, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, University of Illinois, vagabonds
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Oh Nothing, Just A Typical Bicyclist Throwing Himself At A Completely Stopped Police Car And Pretending It Ran Him Over
[video] [via Barstool Sports] So here’s the thing. I’m sure there are a lot of bicycle accidents that are just that: accidents. There are plenty of bicyclists who get legitimately obliterated by cars out of nowhere and end up seriously … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Douchebag Bicyclist Vs. Angry Lamborghini Owner, WHO YA GOT?!
[supercarsoflondon YouTube via AutoSpies] Jul 7, 2013 – What is going on in LONDON?! People trying to PISS off every supercar owner?! Why are they treated so poorly? This behaviour needs to stop. This cyclist is an utter moron that probably goes … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, London, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Apparently Bicyclists And Fat People Are Now Teaming Up To Steal Porch Swings
[NWF Daily News] NICEVILLE – Who would steal a porch swing? Apparently a man on a bicycle and a heavy-set woman in a pickup truck. A man who lives on McKinley Street called Niceville Police on June 27 to let … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, fat people, Florida, idiots, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclists Inexplicably Continue To Wage War Against Bus Drivers
[Wisconsin State Journal] A bicyclist escaped serious injury due to alert evasive action by a bus driver Friday morning, according to a Madison Police Department report. Police said a bicyclist riding against traffic at about 7:15 a.m. “turned right into … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, heroes, idiots, natural selection, public transportation, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Remember That Meth Head Bicyclist From The Other Day? Well Someone Else Just HAD To One-Up Him
[Morning Sun] PITTSBURGH – A bicyclist riding on the sidewalk in downtown Pittsburg Tuesday morning caught the eye of a Pittsburg Police Department officer, who attempted to make contact with the individual about a city ordinance violation. According to a … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, failures, idiots, meth, natural selection, Pittsburgh, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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I Always Knew Bicyclists Were Drunken Assholes But Apparently They’re Meth Heads Now Too
[Redding Record Searchlight] A man riding his bicycle in Red Bluff early this morning was arrested on suspicion of several drug-related charges after officers said they found a sunglasses case full of methamphetamine that belonged to him. An officer stopped … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, meth, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Apparently Philadelphia Heard My Cries Because They Are Cracking The Fuck Down On These Lawless Two-Wheeled Sociopaths
[Philly Curbed] Apparently, the scourge of the Philadelphia roads these days is the flock of two wheeled steel pony pilots: they’re biking upstream (known by those in the know as “salmoning”), running red lights, and causing general mayhem and commotion (okay, this … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crackdowns, cycling, cyclist, idiots, Philadelphia, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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“Drunken Bicyclist Arrested After Fleeing While Making Siren Noise” Is Both The Best And Least Surprising Headline Ever
[Gainesville Sun] A bicyclist who witnesses said was drunk and repeatedly falling off his bike into traffic was arrested on multiple charges after an officer confronted him and he fled on the bike while making a siren noise with his … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, drunks, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Good News! Bicyclists Have Decided To Just Start Beating The Shit Out Of Each Other Now!
[Oregon Live] As both a cyclist and an attorney who specializes in cycling-related cases, Portland’s Bob Mionske knows a good deal about road rage incidents pitting motorists against bicycle riders. But for whatever reason — warmer weather? More people taking to two … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, Portland Fucking Oregon, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 