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Tag Archives: savages
Bad News Guys: Apparently Getting Drunk And Pretending To Be A Cop So You Can Arrest Bicyclists Is Now Illegal For Some Reason
[Channel 3000] MADISON, Wis. – A 25-year-old Madison man was arrested after demanding that a man on a bicycle pay him a fine for riding a bike on a sidewalk, according to police. Police said Michael P. Moran, 25, was intoxicated … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drunks, heroes, idiots, Madison, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds, Wisconsin
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Anytime A Bicyclist Blows Through A Stop Sign You Can Just Go Ahead And Blame Idaho, Apparently
[Bike League] Idaho passed its law allowing bicyclists to treat stop signs as yield signs and red lights as stop signs in 1982. Since that time many bicycling advocates have attempted to spread this law to other states, and have been … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, Idaho, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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This Should Probably Come As No Surprise, But Bicyclists Apparently Don’t Even Care About Their Own Kids
[KFSM] A West Fork man is facing multiple charges, including two felonies, after police said he crashed his bicycle while pulling his 4-year-old son in a buggy Saturday night. Mark Fochtman, 29, was booked in the Washington County Detention Center on … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged Arkansas, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, parenting, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Nothing To See Here, Just A Typical Bicyclist Pushing A 70-Year-Old Man Into Traffic
[Bellingham Herald] BELLINGHAM – A bicyclist shoved a 70-year-old Bellingham man into traffic Friday morning, Aug. 23, where he hit his head and nearly got run over by an SUV on Northwest Avenue. Steve Hicks, the driver of the oncoming SUV, … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: Bicyclist Runs Over Pedestrian, Starts Destroying Property, Yelling Racial Slurs, And Waving His Penis Around
[MLive] Police say 50-year-old Ferndale resident Anthony Zanetti became irate after he crashed his bicycle into the back of a man and fell. Police say the black man struck by Zanetti attempted to help the bicyclist up, but Zanetti began shouting … Continue reading
I Don’t Mean To Alarm Anyone But Illinois Is Being Taken Over By Roving Gangs Of Heavily Armed Bicyclist Thugs
[News-Gazette] URBANA — University of Illinois police are investigating two crimes involving bicyclists Saturday night in Champaign-Urbana. According to a police report, a University of Illinois employee was walking near a parking lot in the 1100 block of West Western … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, Illinois, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, University of Illinois, vagabonds
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Pittsburgh, We Need To Talk
[Pittsburgh Post-Gazette] Like to ride your bike on the Great Allegheny Passage, then maybe through the Waterfront in Homestead? Those red octagonal signs on the bike trail that say STOP actually do apply to you, and the West Homestead police plan … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, phonies, Pittsburgh, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Oh Nothing, Just A Typical Bicyclist Throwing Himself At A Completely Stopped Police Car And Pretending It Ran Him Over
[video] [via Barstool Sports] So here’s the thing. I’m sure there are a lot of bicycle accidents that are just that: accidents. There are plenty of bicyclists who get legitimately obliterated by cars out of nowhere and end up seriously … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Apparently They’re Making Bicycle Seats That Double As Vibrators Now Because That’s Not Going To Cause Any Accidents At All
[Daily Mail] We are always being told to incorporate more exercise into our daily routines – and cycling to work is an excellent way of doing so. And if you were reluctant to hit the pedals before, a new gizmo … Continue reading
Posted in Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, deviants, idiots, natural selection, perverts, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Don’t Look Now But Another Tour De France Bicyclist Is Peddling A “Heroic Story” That Might Actually Be Complete Bullshit
[Deadspin] Tour de France leader Chris Froome’s backstory includes a three-year fight with a rare parasite, bilharzia, and his triumph over inconsistency caused by it to become one of the best riders in the world. One problem: The story might be … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, disappointments, drugs, idiots, Lance Armstrong, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France
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