Tag Archives: road warrior

Douchebag Bicyclist Vs. Angry Lamborghini Owner, WHO YA GOT?!

Posted on July 10, 2013 by Falco

[supercarsoflondon YouTube via AutoSpies] Jul 7, 2013 – What is going on in LONDON?! People trying to PISS off every supercar owner?! Why are they treated so poorly? This behaviour needs to stop. This cyclist is an utter moron that probably goes … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, London, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 1 Comment

Apparently Bicyclists And Fat People Are Now Teaming Up To Steal Porch Swings

Posted on July 9, 2013 by Falco

[NWF Daily News] NICEVILLE – Who would steal a porch swing? Apparently a man on a bicycle and a heavy-set woman in a pickup truck. A man who lives on McKinley Street called Niceville Police on June 27 to let … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, fat people, Florida, idiots, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | Leave a comment

Bicyclists Inexplicably Continue To Wage War Against Bus Drivers

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Falco

[Wisconsin State Journal] A bicyclist escaped serious injury due to alert evasive action by a bus driver Friday morning, according to a Madison Police Department report. Police said a bicyclist riding against traffic at about 7:15 a.m. “turned right into … Continue reading →

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Dog Almost Causes Massive Crash At The Tour De France, Proves Once Again That The Entire Animal Kingdom Is On My Side

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Falco

[TIME] Quelle horreur! A small dog nearly caused a not-small crash at the Tour de France this weekend after he got loose and dashed across the racetrack. The incident occurred just a few miles from the finish line during the event’s second stage. … Continue reading →

Posted in Animals | Tagged animals, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, dogs, mother nature, natural selection, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, the earth protects itself, Tour de France | Leave a comment

I Always Knew Bicyclists Were Drunken Assholes But Apparently They’re Meth Heads Now Too

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Falco

[Redding Record Searchlight] A man riding his bicycle in Red Bluff early this morning was arrested on suspicion of several drug-related charges after officers said they found a sunglasses case full of methamphetamine that belonged to him. An officer stopped … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals, Drugs | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, meth, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | Leave a comment

Apparently Philadelphia Heard My Cries Because They Are Cracking The Fuck Down On These Lawless Two-Wheeled Sociopaths

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Falco

[Philly Curbed] Apparently, the scourge of the Philadelphia roads these days is the flock of two wheeled steel pony pilots: they’re biking upstream (known by those in the know as “salmoning”), running red lights, and causing general mayhem and commotion (okay, this … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crackdowns, cycling, cyclist, idiots, Philadelphia, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 1 Comment

Bicyclist Tries To Start Some Shit, Gets The Ever Loving Fuck Beaten Out Of Him By A Bunch Of Skateboarders

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Falco

[Komo News] SEATTLE — A group of skateboarders viciously beat and possibly robbed a cyclist while he was riding home Sunday evening in downtown Seattle, according to the Seattle Police Department. The victim was riding north in the bike lane … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, Seattle, stupid twats | 2 Comments

Bicyclist Runs Red Light And Gets Nailed By Cab And WHOA HEY HOLD UP, The “DC Bike Party” Is A Thing?

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Falco

[Jalopnik] The D.C. Bike Party strongly advises that two-wheeled participants in its group rides stay in a group, keep a reasonable speed, and always stop at red lights. This video shows what happens when you break those rules – you get totally … Continue reading →

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“Drunken Bicyclist Arrested After Fleeing While Making Siren Noise” Is Both The Best And Least Surprising Headline Ever

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Falco

[Gainesville Sun] A bicyclist who witnesses said was drunk and repeatedly falling off his bike into traffic was arrested on multiple charges after an officer confronted him and he fled on the bike while making a siren noise with his … Continue reading →

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Everyone Knows I’m A Giant Technology Geek But If Bicyclists Start Using This “Augmented Reality Helmet” I’m Going To Wish We Had Never So Much As Discovered Fire

Posted on June 17, 2013 by Falco

[Digital Trends] According to a CNET report, a Moscow-based company called LiveMap, is developing a new helmet for bikers that features a head-mounted display, built in navigation and Siri-like voice recognition. The headgear will feature a translucent, color display that’s projected on … Continue reading →

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