Tag Archives: natural selection

Yet Another Reason Not To Ride A Bike: You Might Crash And Wind Up With A Seven-Week Long Erection That Needs To Be Medically Drained

Posted on January 14, 2014 by Falco

[Gawker] A 22-year-old man suffered an erection for seven weeks after a mountain bike crash. The hard-on finally subsided after two weeks of medical treatment in a hospital. “It was an anxious time for the patient, as it would be for any … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, funny, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats | 1 Comment

Turns Out Turkeys Fucking Hate Bicyclists Too

Posted on January 3, 2014 by Falco

[Stamford Advocate] Officials in Hartford had to shoo a turkey out of a downtown hospital, National Geographic News has reported, and a bunch of turkeys once marched up on the porch of a house in Boston and refused to leave, making hostages … Continue reading →

Posted in Animals | Tagged animals, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, heroes, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, the earth protects itself, turkeys, vagabonds | 1 Comment

Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: Bicyclist Arrested For Carrying Weed And (Wait For It) Meth

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Falco

I love this bicyclist’s game. Don’t like it. LOVE it. Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals, Drugs | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, failures, heroes, idiots, marijuana, meth, natural selection, police, pot, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | Leave a comment

Splat

Posted on December 12, 2013 by Falco

Sorry for the lack of updates lately. I don’t actually have any content for today, I just wanted to say that this might be the funniest picture I’ve ever seen in my entire life. (image source)

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats | Leave a comment

Some Asshole Bicycled Across Europe And Asia So Now China Is Supposed To Free Tibet Or Something

Posted on December 5, 2013 by Falco

[Las Vegas Sun] A 42-year-old Tibetan has arrived at the headquarters of the government-in-exile in India after cycling through Europe and Asia in a campaign protesting China’s heavy-handed rule in the Himalayan region. Scores of people lined the streets of … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, China, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Tibet, vagabonds | 3 Comments

English Study Concludes That “Over Half” Of Bicyclists Run Red Lights (In Other News, The Sky Is Still Blue)

Posted on November 28, 2013 by Falco

[London Evening Standard] Cyclists were filmed jumping red lights by hidden cameras set up by London black cab drivers. Their footage shows 194 out of 364 riders went through stop signals during the rush hour — just over half. The Licensed Taxi … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, England, heroes, idiots, London, natural selection, public transportation, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | Leave a comment

This Asshole Wants To Spread Bicycling In The UAE, Which, Good Luck With That

Posted on November 26, 2013 by Falco

[Sport 360] After scaling the heights of his profession, Spanish cyclist Samuel Sanchez is planning on devoting his energies to the growth of his sport in the Middle East. Sanchez, the gold medallist in the 2008 Olympics men’s road race, … Continue reading →

Posted in Professional Cyclists, Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, Dubai, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France, UAE, vagabonds | 1 Comment

Apparently “Water Cycling” Is A Thing And You Know What, Forget It, I Don’t Want To Live On This Planet Anymore

Posted on November 22, 2013 by Falco

How much of an asshole do you have to be for your support crew to just up and leave you? Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity, Technology | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 2 Comments

Psychotic Bicyclist Jumps Up And Down On Top Of A Car And Spits Through The Sunroof Like A Goddamn Animal

Posted on November 18, 2013 by Falco

[Santa Monica Mirror] A 21-year-old Venice bicyclist was arrested on Wednesday, Nov. 6 after climbing on top of a car that had just hit him, spitting through the sunroof at the driver, and then jumping up and down on top … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 2 Comments

Bicyclist Pulls The Old “Nah, I Can Totally Beat The Train” Routine (SPOILER ALERT: He Does Not Beat The Train)

Posted on November 14, 2013 by Falco

[EDHAT] A bicyclist, who ignored warnings of an approaching Amtrak train, tried to cross the tracks in front of the train as it arrived at the Santa Barbara Station. He was dragged along the platform, with his bicycle, 60 feet … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, disappointments, failures, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 3 Comments