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Typical Bicyclist Viciously Attacks Nicole Kidman
[Daily Mail] Nicole Kidman has been knocked over by a cyclist and according to reports, is planning on pressing charges. The actress was returning to her hotel after attending the Calvin Klein show on Thursday as part of New York Fashion … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, celebrities, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, Fashion Week, idiots, natural selection, New York, Nicole Kidman, paparazzi, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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In Case You Didn’t Believe Me That Bicyclists Are Gearing Up For War, Apparently They’re Now Wearing Body Armor
[CTV News] Trauma surgeons at Foothills Medical Centre in Calgary conducted a study into cycling injuries and say the risk of serious injury can be reduced and even prevented by wearing body armour. The doctors compared injuries between street cyclists … Continue reading
Posted in Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, Bike War, biker, biking, Canada, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclists Are Literally Comparing Themselves To The Jews During The Holocaust Now
[Times of Israel] CHICAGO — An actor stands up on a podium and holds a paintbrush stained with black pigment to his nose, approximating Hitler’s moustache. “My fellow citizens, our country is in crisis. We must rid ourselves of the … Continue reading
If You Rode One Of These Bikes At Burning Man, Just Know That I Hate You More Than Any Other Human Being On The Planet
[Dodge and Burn] Burning Man: Bikes. Burning Man is overwhelming and impossible to describe in one post. — So today one of Gawker’s blogs published a massive photoblog of bikes seen at Burning Man this year and, just, holy shit. I mean … Continue reading
Somebody Designed A Bike For Blind People Because You Know What At This Point What The Fuck Ever
[BBC News] A bicycle that uses ultrasonic sensors to detect obstacles in a cyclist’s path is among the innovations on display at a conference in Glasgow. The two-day Technology for Life event is exploring how new technology can transform the … Continue reading
Posted in Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, blind, blind people, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Surprise: The Same Bicyclists Who Claim Cars Are Evil Apparently Have No Moral Qualms About Stealing Everything In Them
[This Week News] A man riding a bicycle at 5 a.m. was arrested and is thought to be responsible for car break-ins in Worthington. Police stopped the man, who was riding without a light in the 5700 block of North High … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, Ohio, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Yup, Bicyclists Are Still Beating The Shit Out Of Senior Citizens (And Each Other) For Absolutely No Reason At All
[STV News] The 70-year-old victim had been cycling in the Nethergate area of Dundee at around 12.45pm on Monday when the incident occurred. Police Scotland said the attacker confronted the older man after he “seemed to take umbrage at him” … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Dumb Piece Of Shit Bicyclist Gets Caught Stealing A Bike Police Were Using In A Sting Operation…Oh Yeah And He Was Already Riding A Bike
[NJ.com] A Jersey City man was busted early last Thursday after he swiped a bike that cops had placed on Grove Street as part of a sting operation, officials said. Reacting to a rash of bike thefts near the Grove Street … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, New Jersey, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bad News Guys: Apparently Getting Drunk And Pretending To Be A Cop So You Can Arrest Bicyclists Is Now Illegal For Some Reason
[Channel 3000] MADISON, Wis. – A 25-year-old Madison man was arrested after demanding that a man on a bicycle pay him a fine for riding a bike on a sidewalk, according to police. Police said Michael P. Moran, 25, was intoxicated … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drunks, heroes, idiots, Madison, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds, Wisconsin
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Anytime A Bicyclist Blows Through A Stop Sign You Can Just Go Ahead And Blame Idaho, Apparently
[Bike League] Idaho passed its law allowing bicyclists to treat stop signs as yield signs and red lights as stop signs in 1982. Since that time many bicycling advocates have attempted to spread this law to other states, and have been … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, Idaho, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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