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You’ll Never Believe This But A Bunch Of Bicycle Bloggers Are NOT Happy With Your Boy Falco
Hey CycleKYIN get off me! Continue reading
Some Dickhead Bicyclist Threw A Rock At A Car And Promptly Got His Ass Beat With A Baseball Bat
[Associated Press] A 45-year-old Stratford woman is accused of beating a bicyclist with a baseball bat in Bridgeport. Andrea Brown was arrested Saturday on charges including assault. The Connecticut Post reports that Brown and 28-year-old Angel Ramos of Bridgeport began arguing … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged baseball, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, Connecticut, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, justice, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Bicyclists Are So Fucking Dedicated To Getting In Everyone’s Way That They’re Even Bicycling Up The Goddamn Stairs Now
I am not exaggerating when I say I might hate this guy more than anyone on earth. I hate him with every fiber of my being. I hate him from the tips of my toes all the way up to the pointiest hair on my head. I hate him with every single breath I take. The rest of my life is going to be a little bit worse every single day just from knowing that this lycra-encased garbage monster exists under the same sun as me. Continue reading
Nothing New Here, Just A Rage-Fueled Bike Monster Punching A 78-Year-Old Man In The Face
[Cleveland Plain Dealer] A 78-year-old Parma Heights man was assaulted by a man riding a bicycle Feb. 19. The bicyclist was riding in the roadway, and when the older man told him to move over, the bicyclist broke his side mirror … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, Cleveland, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, hypocrisy, hypocrites, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Bono May Never Play Guitar Again Because He Got Run Over By A Bicyclist While Also Riding A Bicycle
[CNN] Bono has shared with fans that recovery from an accident has been slow going and that he’s worried he may never play guitar again. The U2 frontman underwent hours of multiple surgeries in November after a bicycle accident in … Continue reading
When The Entire World Gets Ebola, You Can Just Go Ahead And Blame Bicyclists
Wouldn’t it be great to be surprised by this news? Wouldn’t it be awesome to have your head so far in the sand that you could read this and be shocked? I guess I’m just a little too jaded for … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, Bikeshare, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, Ebola, idiots, Maine, natural selection, road warrior, savages
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Typical Idiot Bicyclist Rides Right Past A Cop While Carrying All Of His Meth Cooking Ingredients
[Muncie Star Press] MUNCIE – Two months ago, a bicyclist carrying a bottle of Rooto household lye drain opener rode past a state police officer sitting in his unmarked car in an alley off of Kilgore Avenue. That observation eventually … Continue reading
The NYPD Is Confiscating Illegally Parked Bikes, And Believe It Or Not Bicyclists Are Not Happy About It
[Gawker] If your lock gets cut and your bike disappears in midtown Manhattan, you should call the cops. Not because you need to report the crime—because there’s a good chance the cops stole the bike themselves. I first heard about this … Continue reading
Wanna See A Slapfight Between Two Professional Cyclists? Of Course You Do
[Deadspin] Man, if there was evidence that cyclists are not really ’bout that life, this incredibly weak slapfest between Ivan Rovny and Gianluca Brambilla during the 16th stage of the Vuelta a España is it. Are they swatting at flies … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, idiots, Lance Armstrong, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France
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New Law In California Basically Makes It Illegal To Pass Bicyclists, And Surprise Surprise It’s Already Ruining Everything
[Death and Taxes] California has a new law going into effect on September 16 known as the 3 Feet for Safety rule, which says that drivers must allow at least three feet of safe space around bikers at all times … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, California, crackdowns, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, hippies, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, politicians, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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