Tag Archives: idiots

Apparently They’re Making Bicycle Seats That Double As Vibrators Now Because That’s Not Going To Cause Any Accidents At All

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Falco

[Daily Mail] We are always being told to incorporate more exercise into our daily routines – and cycling to work is an excellent way of doing so. And if you were reluctant to hit the pedals before, a new gizmo … Continue reading →

Posted in Technology | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, deviants, idiots, natural selection, perverts, road warrior, savages, stupid twats | 2 Comments

Don’t Look Now But Another Tour De France Bicyclist Is Peddling A “Heroic Story” That Might Actually Be Complete Bullshit

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Falco

[Deadspin] Tour de France leader Chris Froome’s backstory includes a three-year fight with a rare parasite, bilharzia, and his triumph over inconsistency caused by it to become one of the best riders in the world. One problem: The story might be … Continue reading →

Posted in Professional Cyclists | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, disappointments, drugs, idiots, Lance Armstrong, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France | 2 Comments

Douchebag Bicyclist Vs. Angry Lamborghini Owner, WHO YA GOT?!

Posted on July 10, 2013 by Falco

[supercarsoflondon YouTube via AutoSpies] Jul 7, 2013 – What is going on in LONDON?! People trying to PISS off every supercar owner?! Why are they treated so poorly? This behaviour needs to stop. This cyclist is an utter moron that probably goes … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, London, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 1 Comment

Apparently Bicyclists And Fat People Are Now Teaming Up To Steal Porch Swings

Posted on July 9, 2013 by Falco

[NWF Daily News] NICEVILLE – Who would steal a porch swing? Apparently a man on a bicycle and a heavy-set woman in a pickup truck. A man who lives on McKinley Street called Niceville Police on June 27 to let … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, fat people, Florida, idiots, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | Leave a comment

Bicyclists Inexplicably Continue To Wage War Against Bus Drivers

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Falco

[Wisconsin State Journal] A bicyclist escaped serious injury due to alert evasive action by a bus driver Friday morning, according to a Madison Police Department report. Police said a bicyclist riding against traffic at about 7:15 a.m. “turned right into … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, heroes, idiots, natural selection, public transportation, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | Leave a comment

Remember That Meth Head Bicyclist From The Other Day? Well Someone Else Just HAD To One-Up Him

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Falco

[Morning Sun] PITTSBURGH – A bicyclist riding on the sidewalk in downtown Pittsburg Tuesday morning caught the eye of a Pittsburg Police Department officer, who attempted to make contact with the individual about a city ordinance violation. According to a … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals, Drugs | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, failures, idiots, meth, natural selection, Pittsburgh, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | Leave a comment

Apparently Philadelphia Heard My Cries Because They Are Cracking The Fuck Down On These Lawless Two-Wheeled Sociopaths

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Falco

[Philly Curbed] Apparently, the scourge of the Philadelphia roads these days is the flock of two wheeled steel pony pilots: they’re biking upstream (known by those in the know as “salmoning”), running red lights, and causing general mayhem and commotion (okay, this … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crackdowns, cycling, cyclist, idiots, Philadelphia, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 1 Comment

Bicyclist Tries To Start Some Shit, Gets The Ever Loving Fuck Beaten Out Of Him By A Bunch Of Skateboarders

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Falco

[Komo News] SEATTLE — A group of skateboarders viciously beat and possibly robbed a cyclist while he was riding home Sunday evening in downtown Seattle, according to the Seattle Police Department. The victim was riding north in the bike lane … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, Seattle, stupid twats | 2 Comments

Bicyclist Runs Red Light And Gets Nailed By Cab And WHOA HEY HOLD UP, The “DC Bike Party” Is A Thing?

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Falco

[Jalopnik] The D.C. Bike Party strongly advises that two-wheeled participants in its group rides stay in a group, keep a reasonable speed, and always stop at red lights. This video shows what happens when you break those rules – you get totally … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, DC, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats | 5 Comments

“Drunken Bicyclist Arrested After Fleeing While Making Siren Noise” Is Both The Best And Least Surprising Headline Ever

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Falco

[Gainesville Sun] A bicyclist who witnesses said was drunk and repeatedly falling off his bike into traffic was arrested on multiple charges after an officer confronted him and he fled on the bike while making a siren noise with his … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, drunks, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 1 Comment