Tag Archives: failures

Apparently A Bunch Of Science Bitches Are Building “Smart Bikes” That Yell At Bicyclists, Because That’s Gonna Go Over Well

Posted on January 21, 2014 by Falco

[Boston Business Journal] A group of mechanical engineering students at Northeastern University are working on new technology for bicycles that aims to decrease fatalities among cyclists in urban cities. The project is called the Interactive Bicyclist Accident Prevention System — and informally … Continue reading →

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Yet Another Reason Not To Ride A Bike: You Might Crash And Wind Up With A Seven-Week Long Erection That Needs To Be Medically Drained

Posted on January 14, 2014 by Falco

[Gawker] A 22-year-old man suffered an erection for seven weeks after a mountain bike crash. The hard-on finally subsided after two weeks of medical treatment in a hospital. “It was an anxious time for the patient, as it would be for any … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, funny, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats | 1 Comment

Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: Bicyclist Arrested For Carrying Weed And (Wait For It) Meth

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Falco

I love this bicyclist’s game. Don’t like it. LOVE it. Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals, Drugs | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, failures, heroes, idiots, marijuana, meth, natural selection, police, pot, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | Leave a comment

Splat

Posted on December 12, 2013 by Falco

Sorry for the lack of updates lately. I don’t actually have any content for today, I just wanted to say that this might be the funniest picture I’ve ever seen in my entire life. (image source)

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats | Leave a comment

Apparently “Water Cycling” Is A Thing And You Know What, Forget It, I Don’t Want To Live On This Planet Anymore

Posted on November 22, 2013 by Falco

How much of an asshole do you have to be for your support crew to just up and leave you? Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity, Technology | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 2 Comments

Psychotic Bicyclist Jumps Up And Down On Top Of A Car And Spits Through The Sunroof Like A Goddamn Animal

Posted on November 18, 2013 by Falco

[Santa Monica Mirror] A 21-year-old Venice bicyclist was arrested on Wednesday, Nov. 6 after climbing on top of a car that had just hit him, spitting through the sunroof at the driver, and then jumping up and down on top … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 2 Comments

Bicyclist Pulls The Old “Nah, I Can Totally Beat The Train” Routine (SPOILER ALERT: He Does Not Beat The Train)

Posted on November 14, 2013 by Falco

[EDHAT] A bicyclist, who ignored warnings of an approaching Amtrak train, tried to cross the tracks in front of the train as it arrived at the Santa Barbara Station. He was dragged along the platform, with his bicycle, 60 feet … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, disappointments, failures, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 3 Comments

New York Times Asks “Is It O.K. to Kill Cyclists?” Because There’s Nothing Bicyclists Love More Than Making Strawman Arguments And Portraying Themselves As Martyrs

Posted on November 11, 2013 by Falco

[New York Times] SAN FRANCISCO — EVERYBODY who knows me knows that I love cycling and that I’m also completely freaked out by it. I got into the sport for middle-aged reasons: fat; creaky knees; the delusional vanity of tight … Continue reading →

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Some Of You Are Finding This Blog Using Some Pretty Fucked Up Search Terms

Posted on October 18, 2013 by Falco

One of the things I like about WordPress is that it conveniently catalogues all of the search terms that people have used to find this blog (well, most of them. I’d love to know what lurks into the 2,600-strong “unknown … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, inmates running the asylum, internet, natural selection, perverts, racists, savages, search terms, stupid twats | 3 Comments

I Don’t Know What It Is With Bicyclists And Meth, But Here’s Another Bicyclist Arrested For Riding Around With A Mobile Meth Lab On His Back

Posted on October 18, 2013 by Falco

[Naples News] Police arrested a bicyclist Wednesday night who was allegedly traveling with a mobile meth lab in Fort Myers. Officers patrolling the area of Fairview and Edgewood avenues conducted a traffic stop on two men for riding bicycles without … Continue reading →

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