Tag Archives: biker

Lance Armstrong Says Pro Bicycling’s Leaders Are on Cancer’s Side and Honestly Who Are You Going to Believe, a Bunch of Asshole Bicyclist Leaders or Lance Fucking Armstrong, American Hero?

Posted on January 23, 2013 by Falco

Lance Armstrong blames cycling’s governing body for the spread of the cancer that nearly killed him and told a team-mate that it was his ‘card to play’ if he ever faced any ‘doping problem.’ … Vaughters stated: ‘Early on at a … Continue reading →

Posted in Professional Cyclists | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, heroes, Lance Armstrong | 4 Comments

Three Bicyclists Somehow Manage to Get Lost in the Middle of the Fucking Forest

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Falco

NEWPORT-Three bicyclists riding trails in the Martha Sundquist State Forest late on Friday, Jan. 11, got lost for two and one-half hours before rescuers found them safe and uninjured. Lt. C.J. Ball of the Cocke County Sheriff’s Department said the … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, mother nature, natural selection, stupid twats, the earth protects itself | Leave a comment

Hero Cop Writes Bicyclist a Ticket for Being a Dick, Now People Are Angry Because He Didn’t Have a “Real Reason” or Something

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Falco

A Los Angeles cop is now under investigation after he gave a cyclist a ticket “for arguing with me.” According to NBC News, the officer’s conduct is under investigation after a video of him ticketing a bicyclist who told him he was blocking … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, heroes, stupid twats | Leave a comment

Mother Nature Continues To Do Her Part: Trees Now Eating Bicycles

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Falco

A young boy’s lost bicycle has led to a unique piece of natural roadside art on Washington state’sVashon Island, over 50 years later. Traveling off of Vashon Highway, about 50 feet into the woods behind the local Sound Food Café, travelers … Continue reading →

Posted in Mother Nature | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, mother nature, stupid twats, the earth protects itself | Leave a comment

DC Now Going Out of Its Way to Encourage Inexperienced Bicyclists to Clog Up the Streets of the Fucking Capital

Posted on December 24, 2012 by Falco

The District passed a new law proponents say will give cyclists a better chance of filing a lawsuit against motorists who purposely try to harm them. “This is a little extra protection for the most egregious type of assaults and … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, DC, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats | 1 Comment

Portland’s ‘Hipster Bandit’ Flees Crime Scene on a Bike Because Of Course He Does

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Falco

PORTLAND — A man police dubbed the “Hipster Bandit” was arrested in connection with five bank robberies after police found him riding a bicycle away from a Northeast Portland bank that had just been robbed. Police were called last Friday … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, Portland Fucking Oregon, road warrior, stupid twats | Leave a comment

New York Bicyclists Demand ‘Bike-Specific Stoplights’ As Though They’re Going to Fucking Listen to Those Either

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Falco

UPPER EAST SIDE — The turf war between pedestrians and cyclists continues in Central Park, as critics of wayward bikers demanded the Department of Transportation install bike-specific stoplights along the cycling path. At a recent Community Board 8 Transportation Committee meeting, several … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, crybabies, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, New York, road warrior, stupid twats | Leave a comment

Barry Bonds Buys $16,000 Bike, Confirms His Status As Hall of Fame Douche

Posted on November 29, 2012 by Falco

That Bonds likes to bike shouldn’t come as a big surprise, though. As was reported last spring, the 48-year-old has traded trying to hit for cycles — as well as, uh, staying on them(allegedly) — for the type that comes with two … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, disappointments, stupid twats | Leave a comment

Bicyclists Just Wearing Their Clothes Upside-Down and Shitting All Over Themselves in Public Now

Posted on November 16, 2012 by Falco

INDIAN RIVER SHORES, Fla., Nov. 15 (UPI) — Police in Florida said they arrested a cyclist clad only in an upside-down shirt and boxer shorts who smelled like he had defecated on himself. The Indian River Shores Department of Public Safety … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 1 Comment

Bicyclist Doesn’t Give a Fuck, Just Leads an Entire Road Race Off Course

Posted on November 14, 2012 by Falco

Runners in a 10k race in Newcastle went the wrong way after mistaking a passing cyclist for their course guide. Many of the 530 athletes in the Heaton Harriers Memorial 10K mistook a member of the public wearing a bright … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, stupid twats, vagabonds | Leave a comment