Category Archives: Stupidity

My Best Friend Courtland Milloy Is At It Again With A Firsthand Account Of The Institutionalized Insanity Of DC Bicyclist Groups

[Washington Post] After writing about how aggravating rude and reckless bicyclists can be for motorists like myself, I was invited by some bikers to see the road from their point of view. …. And that’s my biggest problem with bikers … Continue reading

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Et Tu, New Belgium?

Just another case of bicyclists casually infiltrating every facet of American life, I guess. I finish work for the day and reach for a nice cold beer to relax with, and what do I see? More vicious, pervasive bicyclists propaganda. … Continue reading

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Idiot Bicyclist Flops Directly Into Lake Michigan

[Barstool Sports] That may have been the best 6 second clip I’ve ever watched. Just perfect. I know we quote the Will Ferrell clip all the time but it really does work here. Ahhhhh, I’m biking, take a good picture, honey, … Continue reading

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Remember That WaPo Column I Wrote About Yesterday? DC Bicyclists Launched The Saddest Protest Ever Over It

[DCist] If you thought that the Washington Post’s Courtland Milloy would never write a column where he equates cyclists to terrorists, insinuating that hitting them with a car is worth the $500 fine and no one would do anything about it, you … Continue reading

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Did WaPo’s Courtland Milloy And I Just Become Best Friends?

[Washington Post] I have to hand it to the bicyclists in the D.C. area. They’ve got more nerve than an L.A. biker gang. And some can be just as nasty. They fight to have bike lanes routed throughout the city, … Continue reading

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New Study Basically Says That People Who Participate In Bikeshare Programs Are Brain Damaged

[MyFoxDC] WASHINGTON – Brain injuries in several cities, including in Washington, D.C., are on the rise according to a recent study. Surprisingly, research shows they may be linked to bike-sharing programs. Doctor Michael Lewis of the Brain Health Education and … Continue reading

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Want To See An Idiot Bicyclist Get Knocked The Fuck Out Attempting A Bike Jump? (What Am I Saying, Of Course You Do)

I have a code. Continue reading

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Real Life Washington Post Headline: “Actually, Cyclists Make City Streets Safer”

[Washington Post] In the hysteria that predated the launch of New York’s bike-sharing system last year, many critics cried that the bikes would make the city’s streets less safe. All those cyclists wouldn’t be wearing helmets! They’d have no insurance! Accidents would skyrocket, and … Continue reading

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Top Gear Gets It.

I know the internet tends to go off on a massive circlejerk when it comes to Top Gear, so I’ll just admit right now that I’m not particularly interested in car-centric television shows and I can count on one hand … Continue reading

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh God. Wait. Wait. Hahahahahahahaha…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… No, I can stop. I swear. I can stop. Hahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Look, I love io9 as a site. I do. They’re a great source for science news and scifi goodies, both of which I’m … Continue reading

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