Category Archives: Criminals

I Don’t Know What It Is With Bicyclists And Meth, But Here’s Another Bicyclist Arrested For Riding Around With A Mobile Meth Lab On His Back

[Naples News] Police arrested a bicyclist Wednesday night who was allegedly traveling with a mobile meth lab in Fort Myers. Officers patrolling the area of Fairview and Edgewood avenues conducted a traffic stop on two men for riding bicycles without … Continue reading

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Just A Typical Bicyclist Running Red Lights On A Stolen Bike While Carrying Crystal Meth And A Concealed Weapon

[London Community News] A cyclist stopped by London police for running red light is facing several drug and weapons charges. According to the London Police Service (LPS) two members of the Community Foot Patrol Unit saw a man ride his … Continue reading

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Bicyclist Tries To Rob Bank, Which Goes About As Well As Can Be Expected

[Virgin Islands Daily News] ST. CROIX – Quick response by V.I. Police officers resulted in the apprehension of a gunman, just moments after police received reports of an armed robbery at the Scotiabank in Sunny Isle mid-morning Wednesday. St. Croix … Continue reading

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Bicyclist Beats The Ever Loving Fuck Out Of A Shit-Talking NY Jets Fan

[TC Palm] Grayson said he’s a “big football fan” and that the Dolphins are his team. He said the other man, identified as the victim, is a Jets supporter. They started arguing about how each team was better, and the victim … Continue reading

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If I Told You That Bicyclists Are Curb Stomping Teenagers Now, Would You Be Even A Little Bit Surprised?

[AboutMyArea] Police in Rugby are appealing for witnesses to an assault in Wood Street involving a pedal cyclist and a 16-year old pedestrian. The incident took place on Wednesday 11 September at approximately 12.40pm when the 16-year old was walking along … Continue reading

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Typical Bicyclist Viciously Attacks Nicole Kidman

[Daily Mail] Nicole Kidman has been knocked over by a cyclist and according to reports, is planning on pressing charges. The actress was returning to her hotel after attending the Calvin Klein show on Thursday as part of New York Fashion … Continue reading

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Surprise: The Same Bicyclists Who Claim Cars Are Evil Apparently Have No Moral Qualms About Stealing Everything In Them

[This Week News] A man riding a bicycle at 5 a.m. was arrested and is thought to be responsible for car break-ins in Worthington. Police stopped the man, who was riding without a light in the 5700 block of North High … Continue reading

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Yup, Bicyclists Are Still Beating The Shit Out Of Senior Citizens (And Each Other) For Absolutely No Reason At All

[STV News] The 70-year-old victim had been cycling in the Nethergate area of Dundee at around 12.45pm on Monday when the incident occurred. Police Scotland said the attacker confronted the older man after he “seemed to take umbrage at him” … Continue reading

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Dumb Piece Of Shit Bicyclist Gets Caught Stealing A Bike Police Were Using In A Sting Operation…Oh Yeah And He Was Already Riding A Bike

[NJ.com] A Jersey City man was busted early last Thursday after he swiped a bike that cops had placed on Grove Street as part of a sting operation, officials said. Reacting to a rash of bike thefts near the Grove Street … Continue reading

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Bad News Guys: Apparently Getting Drunk And Pretending To Be A Cop So You Can Arrest Bicyclists Is Now Illegal For Some Reason

[Channel 3000] MADISON, Wis. – A 25-year-old Madison man was arrested after demanding that a man on a bicycle pay him a fine for riding a bike on a sidewalk, according to police. Police said Michael P. Moran, 25, was intoxicated … Continue reading

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