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Tag Archives: stupid twats
Did You Hear The One About The Bicyclist Who Tried To Kidnap A 15-Year-Old Girl?
[The Register-Guard] A man on a bicycle harassed a 15-year-old girl Monday north of the Owosso Bridge, Eugene police said. Officers said the man, possibly in his early 40s, attempted to talk to the girl and repeatedly grabbed her arm, … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, kidnapping, natural selection, Oregon, savages, stupid twats
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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Bicyclist Arrested For Impersonating A Police Officer?
[WIBX 950] A Lockport man was arrested, charged with impersonating a state trooper. 46-Year-old Richard Godfrey was taken into custody after residents called 911 when a man on a bicycle knocked on their door, identified himself as a trooper, and asked … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, New York, road warrior, stupid twats
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Donald Trump Declaring That He Will “Never Ever Ride A Bicycle” Has Me Feeling Pretty Conflicted
[RealClearPolitics] DONALD TRUMP: How would you like to be Israel right now? They relied on us. They’re a voice of sanity. They’re great people. And we have a deal that is so incompetent, so bad. Think of the deal. We make … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged 2016 election, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, Donald Trump, natural selection, politicians, politics, stupid twats
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Cab Driver Expresses Frustration With Bicyclist, Bicyclist Reacts Completely Reasonably By Cutting Him Off And Sitting On His Car Until Police Arrive
[Metro] Maybe one day cyclists and drivers will get on. Until then, we give you this latest piece of road rage. An irate cyclist climbed on top of a taxi after he claimed to have been sworn at by the driver. Pictures … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cab drivers, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, England, London, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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This Politician’s Bicyclist-Trolling Game Makes Me Look Like A Fucking Amateur
[Samuel Warde] Washington State has long been a cyclist’s haven, with terrific bike trails through the woods and along the roads. Cyclists are everywhere in Washington State and according to an article in Forbes, Seattle ranks in the top twenty … Continue reading
Posted in Hall of Fame
Tagged Anti-Bicyclist Hall of Fame, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, Hall of Fame, heroes, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Washington
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Get A Load Of This Fucking Douchebag
[Worcester News] A KEEN cyclist has made the epic fund-raising journey from Land’s End to John O’ Groats — on a penny-farthing. Dave Preece, who lives off Bath Road in Worcester, set out on the 970 mile journey with friend … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, England, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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Some Dickhead Bicyclist Threw A Rock At A Car And Promptly Got His Ass Beat With A Baseball Bat
[Associated Press] A 45-year-old Stratford woman is accused of beating a bicyclist with a baseball bat in Bridgeport. Andrea Brown was arrested Saturday on charges including assault. The Connecticut Post reports that Brown and 28-year-old Angel Ramos of Bridgeport began arguing … Continue reading
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Tagged baseball, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, Connecticut, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, justice, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Nothing New Here, Just A Rage-Fueled Bike Monster Punching A 78-Year-Old Man In The Face
[Cleveland Plain Dealer] A 78-year-old Parma Heights man was assaulted by a man riding a bicycle Feb. 19. The bicyclist was riding in the roadway, and when the older man told him to move over, the bicyclist broke his side mirror … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, Cleveland, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, hypocrisy, hypocrites, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Bono May Never Play Guitar Again Because He Got Run Over By A Bicyclist While Also Riding A Bicycle
[CNN] Bono has shared with fans that recovery from an accident has been slow going and that he’s worried he may never play guitar again. The U2 frontman underwent hours of multiple surgeries in November after a bicycle accident in … Continue reading
The Following Is A Piece Of 100% Real, Actual Hate Mail That I Received The Other Day
He got me with the “(not)” though. Just an absolutely brutal diss to end with, I am floored, just floored by the disrespect. Continue reading
I HATE BICYCLISTS 