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Is American Hero Lance Armstrong Secretly Trolling Around The UK Pissing Off Bicyclists By Shattering All Of Their Records?

Posted on October 16, 2013 by Falco

[The Telegraph] A mysterious cyclist has been stalking the Home Counties over the last week, putting in staggering performances which have knocked professional cyclists off the top spots on Strava leagues of the most popular climbs surrounding London. “J P”, … Continue reading →

Posted in Professional Cyclists | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, England, heroes, idiots, Lance Armstrong, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats | 1 Comment

Apparently London Bicyclists Are All Pissed Off Because A Firefighter Said Bike Accidents Are A “Problem.” No, really.

Posted on October 14, 2013 by Falco

[London 24] There is a “big problem” with cyclists on London’s roads, a member of the London Fire Brigade (LFB) has been reported as saying, sparking criticism from cycling campaigners. The LFB crew member, who was attending an incident in … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, England, heroes, idiots, inmates running the asylum, London, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | Leave a comment

Bicyclist Mob Bullies Georgia Lawmakers Into Dropping Bike Registration Bill

Posted on October 9, 2013 by Falco

[WALB] ALBANY, GA (WALB) – Some Georgia lawmakers who wanted to force you to pay an annual fee and get a license plate for every bicycle you own apparently thought better of the idea. Three lawmakers from Hall County introduced the bill … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged balance the budget, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, disappointments, failures, hypocrisy, hypocrites, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 1 Comment

Bicyclist Tries To Rob Bank, Which Goes About As Well As Can Be Expected

Posted on October 4, 2013 by Falco

[Virgin Islands Daily News] ST. CROIX – Quick response by V.I. Police officers resulted in the apprehension of a gunman, just moments after police received reports of an armed robbery at the Scotiabank in Sunny Isle mid-morning Wednesday. St. Croix … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, disappointments, failures, hypocrisy, hypocrites, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | Leave a comment

Proof That All Bicyclists Are Reckless Lemmings

Posted on September 30, 2013 by Falco

[Deadspin] Thanks to this biker’s helmet cam, we get to watch him accidentally follow the first rider’s lead and hit a sick jump that leads nowhere. Wheee! — Call me a pussy, but if I was riding through the woods, crossing … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, bike trails, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, lemmings, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior, savages, stupid twats | Leave a comment

Bicyclist Somehow Manages To Pedal Into Four Feet Of Mud Without Noticing, Promptly Gets Stuck For Four Hours

Posted on September 27, 2013 by Falco

[Pattaya Mail] A German bicyclist spent three hours in a muddy ditch at the Mabprachan Reservoir before being pulled out by rescuers. Wolf Minderjahn, 69, drove into the ditch on his mountain bike after getting separated from a friend in … Continue reading →

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Another Animal Kingdom Heard From: Cats Have Launched Their First Attack Against The Bicyclist Menace

Posted on September 26, 2013 by Falco

[FOX Sports] Colombian cyclist Rafael Infantino had a close call of the feline kind during the men’s time trial at the UCI Road World Championships when a cat strayed onto the course. The cat was waiting as Infantino rounded a … Continue reading →

Posted in Animals | Tagged animals, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cats, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, heroes, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, savages, stupid twats | 1 Comment

GTA V Gets It

Posted on September 20, 2013 by Falco

“I just hope you have proper hatred for yourself.” PS. If you play Grand Theft Auto and you don’t run over every bicyclist you see, you’re doing it wrong.

Posted in Technology | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Auto 5, Grand Theft Auto V, GTA, GTA 5, GTA V, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds, video games | Leave a comment

Bicyclist Beats The Ever Loving Fuck Out Of A Shit-Talking NY Jets Fan

Posted on September 19, 2013 by Falco

[TC Palm] Grayson said he’s a “big football fan” and that the Dolphins are his team. He said the other man, identified as the victim, is a Jets supporter. They started arguing about how each team was better, and the victim … Continue reading →

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If I Told You That Bicyclists Are Curb Stomping Teenagers Now, Would You Be Even A Little Bit Surprised?

Posted on September 17, 2013 by Falco

[AboutMyArea] Police in Rugby are appealing for witnesses to an assault in Wood Street involving a pedal cyclist and a 16-year old pedestrian. The incident took place on Wednesday 11 September at approximately 12.40pm when the 16-year old was walking along … Continue reading →

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