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New York Times Asks “Is It O.K. to Kill Cyclists?” Because There’s Nothing Bicyclists Love More Than Making Strawman Arguments And Portraying Themselves As Martyrs
[New York Times] SAN FRANCISCO — EVERYBODY who knows me knows that I love cycling and that I’m also completely freaked out by it. I got into the sport for middle-aged reasons: fat; creaky knees; the delusional vanity of tight … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, disappointments, failures, idiots, Lance Armstrong, natural selection, New York, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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This ‘Cyclr’ Blog Is NOT Happy With Me
[Cyclr] We everyday cyclists may think that we are giving the world a hand by reducing congestion, carbon emissions and the strain on the NHS by keeping ourselves healthy, all while doing the thing we love most. But, as we all … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, Cyclr, darwinism, drugs, idiots, inmates running the asylum, Lance Armstrong, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Dumbass Bicyclist Apparently Has No Idea How To Hide Drugs Or Use A Condom
[The Observer] A 35-year-old Sarnia woman police allege was carrying nine grams of marijuana wrapped in condoms, as well as five hydromorphone (a narcotic pain reliever) pills in her purse, was arrested Wednesday evening after she was stopped on her … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, Canada, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, disappointments, drugs, idiots, marijuana, natural selection, police, pot, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Hey Deadspin, Get Off My Lawn!
[Deadspin] Maybe I’m in the wrong but I get annoyed whenever I’m walking in the park and I hear, at my back, a bicycle bell. The call of “On your left!” also gets on my nerves. My fight instinct kicks … Continue reading
Hide Yo Kids: Bicyclists Just Riding Up To Teenagers And Punching Them In The Face Now
[Hull Daily Mail] A teenage boy was hit in the face by a stranger on a bicycle. Police are appealing for information after a 15-year-old boy was hit by a man in Hessle. The boy had been standing with a … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, England, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Pack Of Bicyclist Thugs Terrorize Neighborhood, Succeed In Driving Poor Old Man Insane
[Daily Mail] A video has emerged of a motorist brandishing a baseball bat to confront members of a suburban Houston cycling team after allegedly hitting one of them with his car. Sherman Clark, 74, of Conroe, can be seen in … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, Houston, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Texas, vagabonds
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NYC Bicyclists Finally Have A Pro-Bicycling Candidate For Mayor, Promptly Attempt To Run Him The Fuck Over
[NY Daily News] Bill de Blasio almost got mowed down by a zooming Citi Bike Thursday morning. The mayoral front-runner was leaving a union rally near City Hall Park in lower Manhattan when he stepped into the bike lane on … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, New York, NYC, politicians, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Some Of You Are Finding This Blog Using Some Pretty Fucked Up Search Terms
One of the things I like about WordPress is that it conveniently catalogues all of the search terms that people have used to find this blog (well, most of them. I’d love to know what lurks into the 2,600-strong “unknown … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, inmates running the asylum, internet, natural selection, perverts, racists, savages, search terms, stupid twats
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I Don’t Know What It Is With Bicyclists And Meth, But Here’s Another Bicyclist Arrested For Riding Around With A Mobile Meth Lab On His Back
[Naples News] Police arrested a bicyclist Wednesday night who was allegedly traveling with a mobile meth lab in Fort Myers. Officers patrolling the area of Fairview and Edgewood avenues conducted a traffic stop on two men for riding bicycles without … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, Florida, idiots, meth, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Just A Typical Bicyclist Running Red Lights On A Stolen Bike While Carrying Crystal Meth And A Concealed Weapon
[London Community News] A cyclist stopped by London police for running red light is facing several drug and weapons charges. According to the London Police Service (LPS) two members of the Community Foot Patrol Unit saw a man ride his … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, England, failures, idiots, London, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 