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Just A Typical Bicyclist Running Red Lights On A Stolen Bike While Carrying Crystal Meth And A Concealed Weapon
[London Community News] A cyclist stopped by London police for running red light is facing several drug and weapons charges. According to the London Police Service (LPS) two members of the Community Foot Patrol Unit saw a man ride his … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, England, failures, idiots, London, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclist Mob Bullies Georgia Lawmakers Into Dropping Bike Registration Bill
[WALB] ALBANY, GA (WALB) – Some Georgia lawmakers who wanted to force you to pay an annual fee and get a license plate for every bicycle you own apparently thought better of the idea. Three lawmakers from Hall County introduced the bill … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged balance the budget, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, disappointments, failures, hypocrisy, hypocrites, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclist Tries To Rob Bank, Which Goes About As Well As Can Be Expected
[Virgin Islands Daily News] ST. CROIX – Quick response by V.I. Police officers resulted in the apprehension of a gunman, just moments after police received reports of an armed robbery at the Scotiabank in Sunny Isle mid-morning Wednesday. St. Croix … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, disappointments, failures, hypocrisy, hypocrites, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Proof That All Bicyclists Are Reckless Lemmings
[Deadspin] Thanks to this biker’s helmet cam, we get to watch him accidentally follow the first rider’s lead and hit a sick jump that leads nowhere. Wheee! — Call me a pussy, but if I was riding through the woods, crossing … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, bike trails, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, lemmings, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Bicyclist Somehow Manages To Pedal Into Four Feet Of Mud Without Noticing, Promptly Gets Stuck For Four Hours
[Pattaya Mail] A German bicyclist spent three hours in a muddy ditch at the Mabprachan Reservoir before being pulled out by rescuers. Wolf Minderjahn, 69, drove into the ditch on his mountain bike after getting separated from a friend in … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, Germany, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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GTA V Gets It
“I just hope you have proper hatred for yourself.” PS. If you play Grand Theft Auto and you don’t run over every bicyclist you see, you’re doing it wrong.
Posted in Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Auto 5, Grand Theft Auto V, GTA, GTA 5, GTA V, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds, video games
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Typical Bicyclist Viciously Attacks Nicole Kidman
[Daily Mail] Nicole Kidman has been knocked over by a cyclist and according to reports, is planning on pressing charges. The actress was returning to her hotel after attending the Calvin Klein show on Thursday as part of New York Fashion … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, celebrities, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, Fashion Week, idiots, natural selection, New York, Nicole Kidman, paparazzi, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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This Should Probably Come As No Surprise, But Bicyclists Apparently Don’t Even Care About Their Own Kids
[KFSM] A West Fork man is facing multiple charges, including two felonies, after police said he crashed his bicycle while pulling his 4-year-old son in a buggy Saturday night. Mark Fochtman, 29, was booked in the Washington County Detention Center on … Continue reading
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Tagged Arkansas, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, parenting, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Oh Nothing, Just A Typical Bicyclist Throwing Himself At A Completely Stopped Police Car And Pretending It Ran Him Over
[video] [via Barstool Sports] So here’s the thing. I’m sure there are a lot of bicycle accidents that are just that: accidents. There are plenty of bicyclists who get legitimately obliterated by cars out of nowhere and end up seriously … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Remember That Meth Head Bicyclist From The Other Day? Well Someone Else Just HAD To One-Up Him
[Morning Sun] PITTSBURGH – A bicyclist riding on the sidewalk in downtown Pittsburg Tuesday morning caught the eye of a Pittsburg Police Department officer, who attempted to make contact with the individual about a city ordinance violation. According to a … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, failures, idiots, meth, natural selection, Pittsburgh, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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