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Remember That Meth Head Bicyclist From The Other Day? Well Someone Else Just HAD To One-Up Him

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Falco

[Morning Sun] PITTSBURGH – A bicyclist riding on the sidewalk in downtown Pittsburg Tuesday morning caught the eye of a Pittsburg Police Department officer, who attempted to make contact with the individual about a city ordinance violation. According to a … Continue reading →

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I Always Knew Bicyclists Were Drunken Assholes But Apparently They’re Meth Heads Now Too

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Falco

[Redding Record Searchlight] A man riding his bicycle in Red Bluff early this morning was arrested on suspicion of several drug-related charges after officers said they found a sunglasses case full of methamphetamine that belonged to him. An officer stopped … Continue reading →

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Apparently Philadelphia Heard My Cries Because They Are Cracking The Fuck Down On These Lawless Two-Wheeled Sociopaths

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Falco

[Philly Curbed] Apparently, the scourge of the Philadelphia roads these days is the flock of two wheeled steel pony pilots: they’re biking upstream (known by those in the know as “salmoning”), running red lights, and causing general mayhem and commotion (okay, this … Continue reading →

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“Drunken Bicyclist Arrested After Fleeing While Making Siren Noise” Is Both The Best And Least Surprising Headline Ever

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Falco

[Gainesville Sun] A bicyclist who witnesses said was drunk and repeatedly falling off his bike into traffic was arrested on multiple charges after an officer confronted him and he fled on the bike while making a siren noise with his … Continue reading →

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Good News! Bicyclists Have Decided To Just Start Beating The Shit Out Of Each Other Now!

Posted on June 13, 2013 by Falco

[Oregon Live] As both a cyclist and an attorney who specializes in cycling-related cases, Portland’s Bob Mionske knows a good deal about road rage incidents pitting motorists against bicycle riders. But for whatever reason — warmer weather? More people taking to two … Continue reading →

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The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Friend, And Right Now Skateboarders Are My Friends

Posted on June 12, 2013 by Falco

[Park Record] The Park City Police Department last week received at least two reports of bicyclists using the skate park at City Park, something that is an ongoing issue at the facility. On Wednesday, June 5 at 2:13 p.m., a … Continue reading →

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Apparently Bicyclists Are Targeting Bus Drivers For Their Latest Crime Spree

Posted on June 6, 2013 by Falco

[BayNews9] TAMPA — Deputies are looking for a man who stole a Hillsborough County school bus driver’s purse, then rode away on a bicycle. The incident happened on the morning of May 20 while the bus was parked on Yorkshire Drive … Continue reading →

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Big Fucking Surprise: In All That Time I Was Away, Bicyclists Still Haven’t Stopped Trying To Kidnapp Little Kids

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Falco

[The Age] Police are investigating whether the attempted abduction of a nine-year-old girl in Melbourne’s north could have been carried out by the same man who attempted to sexually assault a woman in the area last week. Detectives from the … Continue reading →

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Not to Be Outdone, Bicyclist Decides to Beat TWO Cops Half to Death

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Falco

TWO police officers were punched in the face after stopping a man on a bicycle in White Rock, south of Cairns. The officers were attacked around 11.30pm on Thursday night on Skull Rd, leaving one with facial fractures. It has been … Continue reading →

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Hero Cop Writes Bicyclist a Ticket for Being a Dick, Now People Are Angry Because He Didn’t Have a “Real Reason” or Something

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Falco

A Los Angeles cop is now under investigation after he gave a cyclist a ticket “for arguing with me.” According to NBC News, the officer’s conduct is under investigation after a video of him ticketing a bicyclist who told him he was blocking … Continue reading →

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