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This Should Probably Come As No Surprise, But Bicyclists Apparently Don’t Even Care About Their Own Kids

[KFSM] A West Fork man is facing multiple charges, including two felonies, after police said he crashed his bicycle while pulling his 4-year-old son in a buggy Saturday night. Mark Fochtman, 29, was booked in the Washington County Detention Center on … Continue reading

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Nothing To See Here, Just A Typical Bicyclist Pushing A 70-Year-Old Man Into Traffic

[Bellingham Herald] BELLINGHAM – A bicyclist shoved a 70-year-old Bellingham man into traffic Friday morning, Aug. 23, where he hit his head and nearly got run over by an SUV on Northwest Avenue. Steve Hicks, the driver of the oncoming SUV, … Continue reading

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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: Bicyclist Runs Over Pedestrian, Starts Destroying Property, Yelling Racial Slurs, And Waving His Penis Around

[MLive] Police say 50-year-old Ferndale resident Anthony Zanetti became irate after he crashed his bicycle into the back of a man and fell. Police say the black man struck by Zanetti attempted to help the bicyclist up, but Zanetti began shouting … Continue reading

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I Don’t Mean To Alarm Anyone But Illinois Is Being Taken Over By Roving Gangs Of Heavily Armed Bicyclist Thugs

[News-Gazette] URBANA — University of Illinois police are investigating two crimes involving bicyclists Saturday night in Champaign-Urbana. According to a police report, a University of Illinois employee was walking near a parking lot in the 1100 block of West Western … Continue reading

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Pittsburgh, We Need To Talk

[Pittsburgh Post-Gazette] Like to ride your bike on the Great Allegheny Passage, then maybe through the Waterfront in Homestead? Those red octagonal signs on the bike trail that say STOP actually do apply to you, and the West Homestead police plan … Continue reading

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Oh Nothing, Just A Typical Bicyclist Throwing Himself At A Completely Stopped Police Car And Pretending It Ran Him Over

[video]  [via Barstool Sports]  So here’s the thing. I’m sure there are a lot of bicycle accidents that are just that: accidents. There are plenty of bicyclists who get legitimately obliterated by cars out of nowhere and end up seriously … Continue reading

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Douchebag Bicyclist Vs. Angry Lamborghini Owner, WHO YA GOT?!

[supercarsoflondon YouTube via AutoSpies] Jul 7, 2013 – What is going on in LONDON?! People trying to PISS off every supercar owner?! Why are they treated so poorly? This behaviour needs to stop. This cyclist is an utter moron that probably goes … Continue reading

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Apparently Bicyclists And Fat People Are Now Teaming Up To Steal Porch Swings

[NWF Daily News] NICEVILLE – Who would steal a porch swing? Apparently a man on a bicycle and a heavy-set woman in a pickup truck. A man who lives on McKinley Street called Niceville Police on June 27 to let … Continue reading

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Bicyclists Inexplicably Continue To Wage War Against Bus Drivers

[Wisconsin State Journal] A bicyclist escaped serious injury due to alert evasive action by a bus driver Friday morning, according to a Madison Police Department report. Police said a bicyclist riding against traffic at about 7:15 a.m. “turned right into … Continue reading

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Dog Almost Causes Massive Crash At The Tour De France, Proves Once Again That The Entire Animal Kingdom Is On My Side

[TIME] Quelle horreur! A small dog nearly caused a not-small crash at the Tour de France this weekend after he got loose and dashed across the racetrack. The incident occurred just a few miles from the finish line during the event’s second stage. … Continue reading

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