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Category Archives: Stupidity
I Could Watch This Bicyclist Get Run Over By A Motorcycle All Day Long And Not Get Tired Of It
[Gizmodo] First off, save me your fucking moralizing: everybody walked away from this just fine, which means it is absolutely 100% fine to laugh at this bicyclist getting flipped 7 feet in the air and landing on his fucking brainstem. … Continue reading
Three Bicyclists Somehow Manage to Get Lost in the Middle of the Fucking Forest
NEWPORT-Three bicyclists riding trails in the Martha Sundquist State Forest late on Friday, Jan. 11, got lost for two and one-half hours before rescuers found them safe and uninjured. Lt. C.J. Ball of the Cocke County Sheriff’s Department said the … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, mother nature, natural selection, stupid twats, the earth protects itself
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DC Now Going Out of Its Way to Encourage Inexperienced Bicyclists to Clog Up the Streets of the Fucking Capital
The District passed a new law proponents say will give cyclists a better chance of filing a lawsuit against motorists who purposely try to harm them. “This is a little extra protection for the most egregious type of assaults and … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, DC, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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New York Bicyclists Demand ‘Bike-Specific Stoplights’ As Though They’re Going to Fucking Listen to Those Either
UPPER EAST SIDE — The turf war between pedestrians and cyclists continues in Central Park, as critics of wayward bikers demanded the Department of Transportation install bike-specific stoplights along the cycling path. At a recent Community Board 8 Transportation Committee meeting, several … Continue reading
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Barry Bonds Buys $16,000 Bike, Confirms His Status As Hall of Fame Douche
That Bonds likes to bike shouldn’t come as a big surprise, though. As was reported last spring, the 48-year-old has traded trying to hit for cycles — as well as, uh, staying on them(allegedly) — for the type that comes with two … Continue reading
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Bicyclist Doesn’t Give a Fuck, Just Leads an Entire Road Race Off Course
Runners in a 10k race in Newcastle went the wrong way after mistaking a passing cyclist for their course guide. Many of the 530 athletes in the Heaton Harriers Memorial 10K mistook a member of the public wearing a bright … Continue reading
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Heroic Advertising Campaign Tells Bicyclists “Don’t Be a Stupid Twat”
Everyone seems to be talking about cycle safety right now, what with the injuries to both Bradley Wiggins and Shane Sutton over the past week. But London-based ad firm Karmarama have taken it upon themselves to solve the problem with … Continue reading
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BREAKING: UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS, AMERICA SENDS BICYCLIST BACK TO WHITE HOUSE
Now on the one hand this blog has nothing to do with politics, so I should probably just refrain from commenting on the election. But on the other hand I kind of have to, right? I mean do you really … Continue reading
Looks Like DC Is Starting to Catch On
This morning, commuters walking to the Metro who got a copy of the Washington Examiner tabloid saw a cover that shouts, “Motorists fuming as bicyclists pack roads; Everyone angry at clueless Bikeshare riders.” Whoever did the layout even put it … Continue reading
BREAKING: Bicyclists Not Actually Exempt From All Laws and Human Decency
Q. Honker: What are the traffic laws regarding bicyclists? Traveling along Santiago Canyon Road, I see bikes going through red lights, crisscrossing traffic lanes, running stop signs. Aren’t they under the same laws as motor vehicles? Does it matter if they are … Continue reading
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