Category Archives: Criminals

Bad News Guys: Apparently Getting Drunk And Pretending To Be A Cop So You Can Arrest Bicyclists Is Now Illegal For Some Reason

Posted on August 28, 2013 by Falco

[Channel 3000] MADISON, Wis. – A 25-year-old Madison man was arrested after demanding that a man on a bicycle pay him a fine for riding a bike on a sidewalk, according to police. Police said Michael P. Moran, 25, was intoxicated … Continue reading →

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Nothing To See Here, Just A Typical Bicyclist Pushing A 70-Year-Old Man Into Traffic

Posted on August 24, 2013 by Falco

[Bellingham Herald] BELLINGHAM – A bicyclist shoved a 70-year-old Bellingham man into traffic Friday morning, Aug. 23, where he hit his head and nearly got run over by an SUV on Northwest Avenue. Steve Hicks, the driver of the oncoming SUV, … Continue reading →

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Turns Out The NYC Cabbie Who Ran Over That Poor British Tourist Was Trying To Get Away From A Bicyclist Who Was Screaming And Punching His Cab

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Falco

[Edmonton Journal] The cab driver who plowed into Green said that driving a New York City taxi is too stressful and told a newspaper that “I need more suitable job.” Mohammed Faysal Himon told the New York Post the accident happened … Continue reading →

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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: Bicyclist Runs Over Pedestrian, Starts Destroying Property, Yelling Racial Slurs, And Waving His Penis Around

Posted on August 21, 2013 by Falco

[MLive] Police say 50-year-old Ferndale resident Anthony Zanetti became irate after he crashed his bicycle into the back of a man and fell. Police say the black man struck by Zanetti attempted to help the bicyclist up, but Zanetti began shouting … Continue reading →

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I Don’t Mean To Alarm Anyone But Illinois Is Being Taken Over By Roving Gangs Of Heavily Armed Bicyclist Thugs

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Falco

[News-Gazette] URBANA — University of Illinois police are investigating two crimes involving bicyclists Saturday night in Champaign-Urbana. According to a police report, a University of Illinois employee was walking near a parking lot in the 1100 block of West Western … Continue reading →

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Pittsburgh, We Need To Talk

Posted on August 15, 2013 by Falco

[Pittsburgh Post-Gazette] Like to ride your bike on the Great Allegheny Passage, then maybe through the Waterfront in Homestead? Those red octagonal signs on the bike trail that say STOP actually do apply to you, and the West Homestead police plan … Continue reading →

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Oh Nothing, Just A Typical Bicyclist Throwing Himself At A Completely Stopped Police Car And Pretending It Ran Him Over

Posted on August 6, 2013 by Falco

[video] [via Barstool Sports] So here’s the thing. I’m sure there are a lot of bicycle accidents that are just that: accidents. There are plenty of bicyclists who get legitimately obliterated by cars out of nowhere and end up seriously … Continue reading →

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Apparently Bicyclists And Fat People Are Now Teaming Up To Steal Porch Swings

Posted on July 9, 2013 by Falco

[NWF Daily News] NICEVILLE – Who would steal a porch swing? Apparently a man on a bicycle and a heavy-set woman in a pickup truck. A man who lives on McKinley Street called Niceville Police on June 27 to let … Continue reading →

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Bicyclists Inexplicably Continue To Wage War Against Bus Drivers

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Falco

[Wisconsin State Journal] A bicyclist escaped serious injury due to alert evasive action by a bus driver Friday morning, according to a Madison Police Department report. Police said a bicyclist riding against traffic at about 7:15 a.m. “turned right into … Continue reading →

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Remember That Meth Head Bicyclist From The Other Day? Well Someone Else Just HAD To One-Up Him

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Falco

[Morning Sun] PITTSBURGH – A bicyclist riding on the sidewalk in downtown Pittsburg Tuesday morning caught the eye of a Pittsburg Police Department officer, who attempted to make contact with the individual about a city ordinance violation. According to a … Continue reading →

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