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Old Man Sprays Bicyclist With Bear Spray, Which Honestly Seems Like A Horrible Waste Of Bear Spray

Posted on May 27, 2013 by Falco

[WPXI] A 68-year-old man who sprayed bear repellent at a bicyclist on Sauvie Island pleaded guilty Tuesday tounlawfully using mace against a person and was sentenced to mental-health treatment. Kenneth Lyle Tester also was sentenced to two years of bench probation and ordered not … Continue reading →

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I’ve Never Hated Anyone As Much As I Hate This Hipster Bicyclist Who Rides Around With His Fucking Cat On His Shoulder

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Falco

[AP] For bicyclist Rudi Saldia, you could say a cat is his co-pilot. Saldia often buzzes around Philadelphia with his year-old feline Mary Jane perched on his shoulder. Their urban adventures have turned heads on the street and garnered big hits … Continue reading →

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It’s “Bike To Work Day” Here In DC, So This Is It, This Is The Day I Kill Myself

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Falco

[WJLA] Commuter Connections and the Washington Area Bicyclist Association are celebrating Bike to Work Day today. More than 13,000 area commuters will be taking part in this clean, fun and healthy way to get to work. More than 70 pit stops throughout D.C., … Continue reading →

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Apparently Fat People Aren’t Allowed To Participate In That NYC Bike Share Program And Now I Am Just Goddamn Confused

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Falco

[New York Post] Can obese cyclists sign up for the city’s new bike-share program? Fat chance! It is “prohibited” for any rider who weighs more than 260 pounds to sign up for the soon-to-launch initiative — prompting backlash from riders … Continue reading →

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Serious Question: Is Bloomberg Secretly Trying To Kill Every Bicyclist In New York City?

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Falco

[CBS New York, via our friends at Hoboken411] Across Manhattan, bike share docking stations are spreading, and so is the backlash. Even people excited about the program say they’re upset over the implementation. Call it “installation frustration.” The bike share docking station moved into position … Continue reading →

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Big Fucking Surprise: In All That Time I Was Away, Bicyclists Still Haven’t Stopped Trying To Kidnapp Little Kids

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Falco

[The Age] Police are investigating whether the attempted abduction of a nine-year-old girl in Melbourne’s north could have been carried out by the same man who attempted to sexually assault a woman in the area last week. Detectives from the … Continue reading →

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Not to Be Outdone, Bicyclist Decides to Beat TWO Cops Half to Death

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Falco

TWO police officers were punched in the face after stopping a man on a bicycle in White Rock, south of Cairns. The officers were attacked around 11.30pm on Thursday night on Skull Rd, leaving one with facial fractures. It has been … Continue reading →

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Bicyclist All Pissed Off Because He’s Afraid His Insurance Company Will Think He Drives the Wrong Way Down One-Way Streets and Doesn’t Stop at Stop Signs Just Because He Drove the Wrong Way Down a One-Way Street and Didn’t Stop at a Stop Sign

Posted on February 6, 2013 by Falco

APOPKA, Fla. – An Orange County man who received two citations while riding his bicycle on a narrow, dead-end street may face an even bigger legal battle. Local 6 first reported on Sunday that Gary Elswick, 51, received two citations for failing … Continue reading →

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Three Bicyclists Somehow Manage to Get Lost in the Middle of the Fucking Forest

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Falco

NEWPORT-Three bicyclists riding trails in the Martha Sundquist State Forest late on Friday, Jan. 11, got lost for two and one-half hours before rescuers found them safe and uninjured. Lt. C.J. Ball of the Cocke County Sheriff’s Department said the … Continue reading →

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Hero Cop Writes Bicyclist a Ticket for Being a Dick, Now People Are Angry Because He Didn’t Have a “Real Reason” or Something

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Falco

A Los Angeles cop is now under investigation after he gave a cyclist a ticket “for arguing with me.” According to NBC News, the officer’s conduct is under investigation after a video of him ticketing a bicyclist who told him he was blocking … Continue reading →

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