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Donald Trump Declaring That He Will “Never Ever Ride A Bicycle” Has Me Feeling Pretty Conflicted
[RealClearPolitics] DONALD TRUMP: How would you like to be Israel right now? They relied on us. They’re a voice of sanity. They’re great people. And we have a deal that is so incompetent, so bad. Think of the deal. We make … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged 2016 election, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, Donald Trump, natural selection, politicians, politics, stupid twats
6 Comments
Cab Driver Expresses Frustration With Bicyclist, Bicyclist Reacts Completely Reasonably By Cutting Him Off And Sitting On His Car Until Police Arrive
[Metro] Maybe one day cyclists and drivers will get on. Until then, we give you this latest piece of road rage. An irate cyclist climbed on top of a taxi after he claimed to have been sworn at by the driver. Pictures … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cab drivers, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, England, London, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
7 Comments
No Headline Has Ever Surprised Me Less Than “Gun-Toting Bicyclist Arrested With Drugs”
[KXXV] WACO – A man is in jail after running from authorities following a bicycle traffic stop. Police say they pulled the man over around 2:15 Tuesday morning in the 2100 block of Dutton Ave. because he was riding his bike … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, natural selection, road warrior
4 Comments
The Best Bicycle Crash Of All Time Is Here, So The Rest Of You Might As Well Stop Bicycling (Seriously, Stop)
Yeah, I know. I’m late on this one. Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists, Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bike races, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, natural selection, professional cyclists, road warrior, Utah, videos
6 Comments
The Noble Moose Is The Latest Of Mother Nature’s Beasts To Take A Brave Stand Against Bicyclists
[Great Falls Tribune] BOZEMAN – A bicyclist is recovering from a broken arm after colliding with a mother moose. The Bozeman Daily Chronicle reports Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks spokeswoman Andrea Jones says signage has been posted warning people about the … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, moose, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior
3 Comments
Wanna See A Bicyclist Run A Red Light And Plow Straight Into The Side Of A Bus? Of Course You Do
[Manchester Evening News] This shocking footage shows the moment that a Manchester cyclist rode through a red traffic light – and straight into the side of the bus. The video shows the cyclist riding up to the traffic lights in … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, dipshits, England, idiots, Manchester, natural selection, road warrior
3 Comments
This Politician’s Bicyclist-Trolling Game Makes Me Look Like A Fucking Amateur
[Samuel Warde] Washington State has long been a cyclist’s haven, with terrific bike trails through the woods and along the roads. Cyclists are everywhere in Washington State and according to an article in Forbes, Seattle ranks in the top twenty … Continue reading
Posted in Hall of Fame
Tagged Anti-Bicyclist Hall of Fame, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, Hall of Fame, heroes, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Washington
5 Comments
Get A Load Of This Fucking Douchebag
[Worcester News] A KEEN cyclist has made the epic fund-raising journey from Land’s End to John O’ Groats — on a penny-farthing. Dave Preece, who lives off Bath Road in Worcester, set out on the 970 mile journey with friend … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, England, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
4 Comments
Some Dickhead Bicyclist Threw A Rock At A Car And Promptly Got His Ass Beat With A Baseball Bat
[Associated Press] A 45-year-old Stratford woman is accused of beating a bicyclist with a baseball bat in Bridgeport. Andrea Brown was arrested Saturday on charges including assault. The Connecticut Post reports that Brown and 28-year-old Angel Ramos of Bridgeport began arguing … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged baseball, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, Connecticut, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, justice, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Bicyclists Are So Fucking Dedicated To Getting In Everyone’s Way That They’re Even Bicycling Up The Goddamn Stairs Now
I am not exaggerating when I say I might hate this guy more than anyone on earth. I hate him with every fiber of my being. I hate him from the tips of my toes all the way up to the pointiest hair on my head. I hate him with every single breath I take. The rest of my life is going to be a little bit worse every single day just from knowing that this lycra-encased garbage monster exists under the same sun as me. Continue reading
I HATE BICYCLISTS 