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Does It Get Any More Pathetic Than A Bicyclist Losing A Fight To A Kite?
[Coconuts Hong Kong] A woman has been left shaken and scarred after being sliced by the string of a “stunt kite” in Tai Po this weekend. The incident reportedly occurred at around 6pm on Saturday, near Plover Cove Main Dam. … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, China, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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I Bet You Thought Those Inflatable Bike Helmets Were Pretty Stupid, Didn’t You? Well Guess What, You Were Right!
[Cycling Weekly – Link to Instagram Video] True to the claim that the helmet will deploy at speed, this one went off as a man put on his coat in a shop. The Hövding Airbag helmet was released to much speculation earlier … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity, Uncategorized
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Did You Hear The One About The Bicyclist Who Tried To Kidnap A 15-Year-Old Girl?
[The Register-Guard] A man on a bicycle harassed a 15-year-old girl Monday north of the Owosso Bridge, Eugene police said. Officers said the man, possibly in his early 40s, attempted to talk to the girl and repeatedly grabbed her arm, … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, kidnapping, natural selection, Oregon, savages, stupid twats
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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Bicyclist Arrested For Impersonating A Police Officer?
[WIBX 950] A Lockport man was arrested, charged with impersonating a state trooper. 46-Year-old Richard Godfrey was taken into custody after residents called 911 when a man on a bicycle knocked on their door, identified himself as a trooper, and asked … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, New York, road warrior, stupid twats
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Serious Question: Does It Even Count As Assault If You Give The Guy 10 Seconds To Get Out Of The Way Of Your Fist?
[The Evening Standard – Click link for video] This is the moment a cyclist was punched in the face after confronting a motorist who nearly knocked him off his bike. The 47-year-old man had been riding his bicycle along Ripple Street, Barking … Continue reading
Hey Philadelphia, How Would You Like To Spend A Million Taxpayer Dollars On A Bike Race? No? Well Too Fucking Bad!
[Philadelphia Inquirer] After 30 years of being largely privately financed, the professional bike race that features the Manayunk Wall was formally taken over by the city, which assumed its financial liabilities. The cost to taxpayers? So far, $1.029 million – … Continue reading
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Tagged balance the budget, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bike race, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, corruption, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, natural selection, Philadelphia, road warrior
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Bicyclists Are Just Up And Murdering War Hero Combat Dogs Now
[Fox News] A bomb-sniffing combat dog named Mike survived two tours of duty in Iraq but not the streets of a bucolic little town in Wyoming. The 9-year-old Belgian Malinois was shot and killed in Powell last Saturday by a … Continue reading
If You’re Thinking Of Going For A Bike Ride In Australia, The Kangaroos Would Like You To Think Again
[Canberra Times] A cyclist has filmed an “unnerving” encounter with a group of kangaroos on Melbourne’s north-eastern outskirts. Ben Vezina was riding in Hawkstowe Park near Hurstbridge on Sunday when he came across the mobbing marsupials down a deserted dirt track. In … Continue reading
Donald Trump Declaring That He Will “Never Ever Ride A Bicycle” Has Me Feeling Pretty Conflicted
[RealClearPolitics] DONALD TRUMP: How would you like to be Israel right now? They relied on us. They’re a voice of sanity. They’re great people. And we have a deal that is so incompetent, so bad. Think of the deal. We make … Continue reading
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Tagged 2016 election, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, Donald Trump, natural selection, politicians, politics, stupid twats
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Cab Driver Expresses Frustration With Bicyclist, Bicyclist Reacts Completely Reasonably By Cutting Him Off And Sitting On His Car Until Police Arrive
[Metro] Maybe one day cyclists and drivers will get on. Until then, we give you this latest piece of road rage. An irate cyclist climbed on top of a taxi after he claimed to have been sworn at by the driver. Pictures … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cab drivers, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, England, London, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 