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Bicyclists Just Wearing Their Clothes Upside-Down and Shitting All Over Themselves in Public Now
INDIAN RIVER SHORES, Fla., Nov. 15 (UPI) — Police in Florida said they arrested a cyclist clad only in an upside-down shirt and boxer shorts who smelled like he had defecated on himself. The Indian River Shores Department of Public Safety … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclist Doesn’t Give a Fuck, Just Leads an Entire Road Race Off Course
Runners in a 10k race in Newcastle went the wrong way after mistaking a passing cyclist for their course guide. Many of the 530 athletes in the Heaton Harriers Memorial 10K mistook a member of the public wearing a bright … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Heroic Advertising Campaign Tells Bicyclists “Don’t Be a Stupid Twat”
Everyone seems to be talking about cycle safety right now, what with the injuries to both Bradley Wiggins and Shane Sutton over the past week. But London-based ad firm Karmarama have taken it upon themselves to solve the problem with … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, heroes, road warrior, stupid twats
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BREAKING: UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS, AMERICA SENDS BICYCLIST BACK TO WHITE HOUSE
Now on the one hand this blog has nothing to do with politics, so I should probably just refrain from commenting on the election. But on the other hand I kind of have to, right? I mean do you really … Continue reading
Shock of the Day: Bicyclist Beats the Shit Out of an Old Man Because He Couldn’t Take His Bike on the Subway
(VIDEO) San Francisco police have released a surveillance video of a bicyclist attacking a Muni station agent who told the cyclist couldn’t take his bike on the subway at Van Ness Statio. Investigators hope making the video public will help … Continue reading
Bicyclists Formulating a Strategy, Going After the Gas
A young man bicycled up to a Bethlehem Lukoil gas station near Route 22 on Tuesday night, pulled a handgun on a cashier and emptied the cash register inside, according to police radio reports. It was the fifth confirmed Lehigh … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, road warrior, savages
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Bicyclists Now Strapping $600 Plastic Bags to Their Heads in the Name of Safety and I See No Way This Could Go Wrong
(VIDEO) Sure, a bicycle helmet can save your life in an accident, but it can also be murder on your freshly coifed hair. Now there’s an alternative — an airbag for your head. And like the ones in your car, … Continue reading
Bicyclists Just Getting Drunk and Punching Female Cops Now
A drunk cyclist has been accused of attacking a female police officer in Cairns. The cyclist was stopped on suspicion of riding while over the limit on Thursday night. Police allege he punched the 37-year-old officer several times in the … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, road warrior, vagabonds
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If You Hate Lance Armstrong, You Hate America
Listen I know I touched on this Lance Armstrong bullshit before, but now that it’s back in the news it’s important to remember one thing: if you suddenly hate Lance Armstrong now, you are basically a terrorist. See the thing … Continue reading
Bicyclist Runs Three Red Lights in About 10 Seconds, NYPD Hero Lowers the BOOM
One Brooklyn cyclist says he was hit with a $1,555 ticket for running three red lights in a row. It’s not why he was ticketed that has us stumped, but how. The cyclist, who asked the Gothamist to keep his name anonymous, says the officer … Continue reading
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Tagged balance the budget, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, darwinism, heroes, natural selection
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