A drunk cyclist has been accused of attacking a female police officer in Cairns.

The cyclist was stopped on suspicion of riding while over the limit on Thursday night.

Police allege he punched the 37-year-old officer several times in the back of the head, leaving her with bruises.

The 35-year-old has been charged with drink driving, assaulting police, stealing and failing to wear a helmet. [NineMSN]

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This might be an all-timer, man. I mean how big of a douchebag can one person possibly be? No helmet? Check. Drunk driving? Check. Stealing? Check. Punching a cop? Check. Punching a WOMAN? Check.

Look, punching a cop is dumb. That’s for sure. And punching a woman is wrong on every level. So how much of a fucking idiot do you have to be to punch a female cop? Like I’ve been drunk but I’ve definitely never hit a woman. And I’ve definitely never hit a cop. So I guess maybe it’s just the whole bicycle thing? I know they think laws don’t apply to them, but I would have thought that even a bicyclist would know that you don’t hit a cop. Guess not. Huh.

PS. How fucking drunk do you have to be for a cop to notice? Was he yelling at the top of his lungs as he rode down the street? Was he swerving in and out of the road? Was he peeing everywhere? I must know.