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DC Now Going Out of Its Way to Encourage Inexperienced Bicyclists to Clog Up the Streets of the Fucking Capital
The District passed a new law proponents say will give cyclists a better chance of filing a lawsuit against motorists who purposely try to harm them. “This is a little extra protection for the most egregious type of assaults and … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, DC, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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Portland’s ‘Hipster Bandit’ Flees Crime Scene on a Bike Because Of Course He Does
PORTLAND — A man police dubbed the “Hipster Bandit” was arrested in connection with five bank robberies after police found him riding a bicycle away from a Northeast Portland bank that had just been robbed. Police were called last Friday … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, Portland Fucking Oregon, road warrior, stupid twats
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New York Bicyclists Demand ‘Bike-Specific Stoplights’ As Though They’re Going to Fucking Listen to Those Either
UPPER EAST SIDE — The turf war between pedestrians and cyclists continues in Central Park, as critics of wayward bikers demanded the Department of Transportation install bike-specific stoplights along the cycling path. At a recent Community Board 8 Transportation Committee meeting, several … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, crybabies, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, New York, road warrior, stupid twats
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Bicyclists Just Wearing Their Clothes Upside-Down and Shitting All Over Themselves in Public Now
INDIAN RIVER SHORES, Fla., Nov. 15 (UPI) — Police in Florida said they arrested a cyclist clad only in an upside-down shirt and boxer shorts who smelled like he had defecated on himself. The Indian River Shores Department of Public Safety … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Heroic Advertising Campaign Tells Bicyclists “Don’t Be a Stupid Twat”
Everyone seems to be talking about cycle safety right now, what with the injuries to both Bradley Wiggins and Shane Sutton over the past week. But London-based ad firm Karmarama have taken it upon themselves to solve the problem with … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, heroes, road warrior, stupid twats
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Bicyclists Formulating a Strategy, Going After the Gas
A young man bicycled up to a Bethlehem Lukoil gas station near Route 22 on Tuesday night, pulled a handgun on a cashier and emptied the cash register inside, according to police radio reports. It was the fifth confirmed Lehigh … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, road warrior, savages
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Bicyclists Just Getting Drunk and Punching Female Cops Now
A drunk cyclist has been accused of attacking a female police officer in Cairns. The cyclist was stopped on suspicion of riding while over the limit on Thursday night. Police allege he punched the 37-year-old officer several times in the … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, road warrior, vagabonds
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Bicyclists Not Just Robbing Old Ladies Anymore; Now Curb Stomping Them Too
A 62-year-old retired woman fell victim to a bag thief after missing her bus on a Saturday morning shopping trip, a judge was told. The victim was walking to Brownhills to catch another bus into Walsall town centre when she … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, road warrior, savages
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News of the Week That Should Surprise No One: Bicyclists Still Riding Around Naked and Traumatizing Women
COLUMBUS, Ohio – A man is being charged with public indecency after allegedly riding his bicycle while naked. Paul James Donahue was arrested on Monday afternoon after a witness said that he saw Donahue, 43, naked on his bicycle riding past … Continue reading
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Bicyclists No Longer Content With Just Obstructing Traffic, Now Delaying Your Train Rides Too
A bicyclist who rode down the ramp of a CTA Blue Line station on the West Side on Wednesday morning was not seriously injured after he lost control of his bike and wound up on the tracks. The CTA was … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, natural selection, public transportation, road warrior
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 