Tag Archives: road warrior

Former Philadelphia Mayor And Admitted Bicyclist Pretty Much Says What Everyone Already Knew And Admits That Bicyclists Think They Are Immune To All Laws

Posted on June 14, 2013 by Falco

[Philadelphia Daily News via Philebrity] I’M CHILLING with John Street at Darling’s Diner, talking biking while dining. Turns out the Piazza at Schmidt’s hipster haven is a favorite hang of the once-prickly ex-mayor. One of us is saying, “99 percent [of … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, Philadelphia, road warrior, stupid twats | 2 Comments

Good News! Bicyclists Have Decided To Just Start Beating The Shit Out Of Each Other Now!

Posted on June 13, 2013 by Falco

[Oregon Live] As both a cyclist and an attorney who specializes in cycling-related cases, Portland’s Bob Mionske knows a good deal about road rage incidents pitting motorists against bicycle riders. But for whatever reason — warmer weather? More people taking to two … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, Portland Fucking Oregon, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 3 Comments

Bicyclists Would Rather Run Their Injured Friend Over Than Listen To An Authority Figure For A Single Fucking Minute

Posted on June 11, 2013 by Falco

(Vimeo via Barstool Sports) I think you guys know me well enough by now to know that I don’t like to make fun of bicyclists getting seriously hurt. It’s just in poor taste. I mean, I think they’re assholes, but … Continue reading →

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Apparently They Now Make A Bicycle With Scooter Attachment Coming Off the Back Of It And Oh My God My Brain Can’t Even Handle How Much I Hate Anyone Who Would Use This

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Falco

[Digital Trends] Designer and photographer Jason Loveless invented the scooteRack because he claims he wants to see more people get around via bicycles. “Imagine if you could double the number of bicycle users without doubling the number of bicycles!” he writes. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Technology | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats | Leave a comment

It’s “Bike To Work Day” Here In DC, So This Is It, This Is The Day I Kill Myself

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Falco

[WJLA] Commuter Connections and the Washington Area Bicyclist Association are celebrating Bike to Work Day today. More than 13,000 area commuters will be taking part in this clean, fun and healthy way to get to work. More than 70 pit stops throughout D.C., … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, DC, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats | 1 Comment

Apparently Fat People Aren’t Allowed To Participate In That NYC Bike Share Program And Now I Am Just Goddamn Confused

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Falco

[New York Post] Can obese cyclists sign up for the city’s new bike-share program? Fat chance! It is “prohibited” for any rider who weighs more than 260 pounds to sign up for the soon-to-launch initiative — prompting backlash from riders … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, Bikeshare, biking, crybabies, fat people, natural selection, New York, road warrior, stupid twats | 1 Comment

Serious Question: Is Bloomberg Secretly Trying To Kill Every Bicyclist In New York City?

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Falco

[CBS New York, via our friends at Hoboken411] Across Manhattan, bike share docking stations are spreading, and so is the backlash. Even people excited about the program say they’re upset over the implementation. Call it “installation frustration.” The bike share docking station moved into position … Continue reading →

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Big Fucking Surprise: In All That Time I Was Away, Bicyclists Still Haven’t Stopped Trying To Kidnapp Little Kids

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Falco

[The Age] Police are investigating whether the attempted abduction of a nine-year-old girl in Melbourne’s north could have been carried out by the same man who attempted to sexually assault a woman in the area last week. Detectives from the … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, failures, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | 2 Comments

I Could Watch This Bicyclist Get Run Over By A Motorcycle All Day Long And Not Get Tired Of It

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Falco

[Gizmodo] First off, save me your fucking moralizing: everybody walked away from this just fine, which means it is absolutely 100% fine to laugh at this bicyclist getting flipped 7 feet in the air and landing on his fucking brainstem. … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, road warrior | 13 Comments

Not to Be Outdone, Bicyclist Decides to Beat TWO Cops Half to Death

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Falco

TWO police officers were punched in the face after stopping a man on a bicycle in White Rock, south of Cairns. The officers were attacked around 11.30pm on Thursday night on Skull Rd, leaving one with facial fractures. It has been … Continue reading →

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