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Another Day, Another Bicyclist Rolling Around Town with a Concealed Weapon While He Has Outstanding Warrants
At 4:30 a.m., Sgt. Schuette and Deputy Easter observed a subject on a bicycle matching the description of an armed robbery suspect. Upon making contact they found the subject was concealing a loaded handgun. The subject was arrested for carrying … Continue reading
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Just Another Bicyclist Verbally Assaulting a Woman and Punching the Shit Out of Her Car
KITTERY, Maine — Police have released a photo of a bicyclist suspected in a road rage incident and are asking the public’s help in identifying him. The suspect was involved in an incident on Monday, Sept. 3 with a local … Continue reading
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BREAKING: Bicyclists Not Actually Exempt From All Laws and Human Decency
Q. Honker: What are the traffic laws regarding bicyclists? Traveling along Santiago Canyon Road, I see bikes going through red lights, crisscrossing traffic lanes, running stop signs. Aren’t they under the same laws as motor vehicles? Does it matter if they are … Continue reading
Bicyclists Are Such Ridiculous Hypocrites I Can’t Even Stand It
Free speech? Natalie Plummer was reportedly just trying to be neighborly when she spotted a police speed trap on her way home (via bicycle) in Houston. She quickly made and held up a makeshift sign to warn drivers, which the … Continue reading
Contender for Dumbest Bicyclist Ever Just Riding Around with Stolen Property and Three Outstanding Warrants
A man stopped by Napa police for a warrant check ended up being booked into jail on suspicion of possessing a wallet, identification and credit cards that had allegedly been reported stolen, police said. Kristopher Scott Booth, a 38-year-old Napa … Continue reading
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Insurance Company Says Bicyclists Should Have to be Safety Trained Like Drivers, Bicyclists Predictably Go Fucking Bananas
An open letter from a motor insurance company to Secretary of State for Transport Justine Greening that called for all cyclists to be required to “undergo compulsory training and testing before they take to the road” has attracted strong criticism … Continue reading
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Bicyclist Crashes into Cop Car While Fleeing with Stolen TV
PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla.- Charlotte County Sheriff’s deputies arrested a man who stole a television in a box from the Port Charlotte Walmart and fled with it on his bicycle. He was arrested when he crashed into the back of … Continue reading
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Bicyclist Hunts Down Dude Who Stole His $2,500 Bike…Hang On, Did You Say $2,500 Bike?
SEATTLE (AP) — Jake Gillum loves his bike. So when it got stolen in Portland, Ore., while he was on a date, he was determined to get it back. The quest seemed hopeless, but a week of poring over online postings for his … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, disappointments
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You Guessed It: Bicyclists Just Exposing Themselves to Random Passersby Now
WITNESSES who may have seen a cyclist exposed himself in Sleaford are being urged to come forward. At around 1.15pm on Saturday July 30, a man revealed himself to a passenger in a car travelling down London Road by the … Continue reading
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Typical Bicyclist Just Spitting on Normal Everyday Citizens Now
Brisbane’s walkers and joggers are apparently under attack at the moment. Not by some sex fiend but by a cyclist who has taken to spitting on them. Safe Cycling Australia has come to us for help in idenfiying and reporting Brisbane’s … Continue reading
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 