At 4:30 a.m., Sgt. Schuette and Deputy Easter observed a subject on a bicycle matching the description of an armed robbery suspect. Upon making contact they found the subject was concealing a loaded handgun. The subject was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon and outstanding warrants. [Jackson Citizen Patriot]

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Yup, just another bicyclist tucking a handgun into his waistband and riding around town at 4:30 in the morning. Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be to even be OUT OF YOUR HOUSE at 4:30 in the morning while you have outstanding warrants? I mean I know my understanding of the criminal underworld is pretty minimal, but I have to think that if I just robbed someone at gunpoint, I’d be hiding in my house for, jeez, at least a couple of DAYS?

But not this bro. Just doin’ the damn thing. Dumbest motherfucker since the last motherfucker. Ten bucks says he yelled “YOLO” when the cop stopped him. And it’s true. You only get one life. But unfortunately for Plax here you CAN get more than one life sentence.