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Category Archives: Stupidity
If You Rode One Of These Bikes At Burning Man, Just Know That I Hate You More Than Any Other Human Being On The Planet
[Dodge and Burn] Burning Man: Bikes. Burning Man is overwhelming and impossible to describe in one post. — So today one of Gawker’s blogs published a massive photoblog of bikes seen at Burning Man this year and, just, holy shit. I mean … Continue reading
Anytime A Bicyclist Blows Through A Stop Sign You Can Just Go Ahead And Blame Idaho, Apparently
[Bike League] Idaho passed its law allowing bicyclists to treat stop signs as yield signs and red lights as stop signs in 1982. Since that time many bicycling advocates have attempted to spread this law to other states, and have been … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, Idaho, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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This Should Probably Come As No Surprise, But Bicyclists Apparently Don’t Even Care About Their Own Kids
[KFSM] A West Fork man is facing multiple charges, including two felonies, after police said he crashed his bicycle while pulling his 4-year-old son in a buggy Saturday night. Mark Fochtman, 29, was booked in the Washington County Detention Center on … Continue reading
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Tagged Arkansas, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, parenting, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Douchebag Bicyclist Vs. Angry Lamborghini Owner, WHO YA GOT?!
[supercarsoflondon YouTube via AutoSpies] Jul 7, 2013 – What is going on in LONDON?! People trying to PISS off every supercar owner?! Why are they treated so poorly? This behaviour needs to stop. This cyclist is an utter moron that probably goes … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, London, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Former Philadelphia Mayor And Admitted Bicyclist Pretty Much Says What Everyone Already Knew And Admits That Bicyclists Think They Are Immune To All Laws
[Philadelphia Daily News via Philebrity] I’M CHILLING with John Street at Darling’s Diner, talking biking while dining. Turns out the Piazza at Schmidt’s hipster haven is a favorite hang of the once-prickly ex-mayor. One of us is saying, “99 percent [of … Continue reading
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Tagged bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, Philadelphia, road warrior, stupid twats
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Bicyclists Would Rather Run Their Injured Friend Over Than Listen To An Authority Figure For A Single Fucking Minute
(Vimeo via Barstool Sports) I think you guys know me well enough by now to know that I don’t like to make fun of bicyclists getting seriously hurt. It’s just in poor taste. I mean, I think they’re assholes, but … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, idiots, road warrior
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I’ve Never Hated Anyone As Much As I Hate This Hipster Bicyclist Who Rides Around With His Fucking Cat On His Shoulder
[AP] For bicyclist Rudi Saldia, you could say a cat is his co-pilot. Saldia often buzzes around Philadelphia with his year-old feline Mary Jane perched on his shoulder. Their urban adventures have turned heads on the street and garnered big hits … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycle couriers, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, Philadelphia, stupid twats, vagabonds
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It’s “Bike To Work Day” Here In DC, So This Is It, This Is The Day I Kill Myself
[WJLA] Commuter Connections and the Washington Area Bicyclist Association are celebrating Bike to Work Day today. More than 13,000 area commuters will be taking part in this clean, fun and healthy way to get to work. More than 70 pit stops throughout D.C., … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, DC, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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Apparently Fat People Aren’t Allowed To Participate In That NYC Bike Share Program And Now I Am Just Goddamn Confused
[New York Post] Can obese cyclists sign up for the city’s new bike-share program? Fat chance! It is “prohibited” for any rider who weighs more than 260 pounds to sign up for the soon-to-launch initiative — prompting backlash from riders … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, Bikeshare, biking, crybabies, fat people, natural selection, New York, road warrior, stupid twats
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Serious Question: Is Bloomberg Secretly Trying To Kill Every Bicyclist In New York City?
[CBS New York, via our friends at Hoboken411] Across Manhattan, bike share docking stations are spreading, and so is the backlash. Even people excited about the program say they’re upset over the implementation. Call it “installation frustration.” The bike share docking station moved into position … Continue reading
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Tagged bicyclist, bike, biker, Bikeshare, biking, natural selection, New York, road warrior, stupid twats
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 