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Category Archives: Criminals
Not to Be Outdone, Bicyclist Decides to Beat TWO Cops Half to Death
TWO police officers were punched in the face after stopping a man on a bicycle in White Rock, south of Cairns. The officers were attacked around 11.30pm on Thursday night on Skull Rd, leaving one with facial fractures. It has been … Continue reading
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Bicyclist All Pissed Off Because He’s Afraid His Insurance Company Will Think He Drives the Wrong Way Down One-Way Streets and Doesn’t Stop at Stop Signs Just Because He Drove the Wrong Way Down a One-Way Street and Didn’t Stop at a Stop Sign
APOPKA, Fla. – An Orange County man who received two citations while riding his bicycle on a narrow, dead-end street may face an even bigger legal battle. Local 6 first reported on Sunday that Gary Elswick, 51, received two citations for failing … Continue reading
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Hero Cop Writes Bicyclist a Ticket for Being a Dick, Now People Are Angry Because He Didn’t Have a “Real Reason” or Something
A Los Angeles cop is now under investigation after he gave a cyclist a ticket “for arguing with me.” According to NBC News, the officer’s conduct is under investigation after a video of him ticketing a bicyclist who told him he was blocking … Continue reading
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Portland’s ‘Hipster Bandit’ Flees Crime Scene on a Bike Because Of Course He Does
PORTLAND — A man police dubbed the “Hipster Bandit” was arrested in connection with five bank robberies after police found him riding a bicycle away from a Northeast Portland bank that had just been robbed. Police were called last Friday … Continue reading
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Bicyclists Just Wearing Their Clothes Upside-Down and Shitting All Over Themselves in Public Now
INDIAN RIVER SHORES, Fla., Nov. 15 (UPI) — Police in Florida said they arrested a cyclist clad only in an upside-down shirt and boxer shorts who smelled like he had defecated on himself. The Indian River Shores Department of Public Safety … Continue reading
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Shock of the Day: Bicyclist Beats the Shit Out of an Old Man Because He Couldn’t Take His Bike on the Subway
(VIDEO) San Francisco police have released a surveillance video of a bicyclist attacking a Muni station agent who told the cyclist couldn’t take his bike on the subway at Van Ness Statio. Investigators hope making the video public will help … Continue reading
Bicyclists Formulating a Strategy, Going After the Gas
A young man bicycled up to a Bethlehem Lukoil gas station near Route 22 on Tuesday night, pulled a handgun on a cashier and emptied the cash register inside, according to police radio reports. It was the fifth confirmed Lehigh … Continue reading
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Bicyclists Just Getting Drunk and Punching Female Cops Now
A drunk cyclist has been accused of attacking a female police officer in Cairns. The cyclist was stopped on suspicion of riding while over the limit on Thursday night. Police allege he punched the 37-year-old officer several times in the … Continue reading
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Bicyclist Runs Three Red Lights in About 10 Seconds, NYPD Hero Lowers the BOOM
One Brooklyn cyclist says he was hit with a $1,555 ticket for running three red lights in a row. It’s not why he was ticketed that has us stumped, but how. The cyclist, who asked the Gothamist to keep his name anonymous, says the officer … Continue reading
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Bicyclists Not Just Robbing Old Ladies Anymore; Now Curb Stomping Them Too
A 62-year-old retired woman fell victim to a bag thief after missing her bus on a Saturday morning shopping trip, a judge was told. The victim was walking to Brownhills to catch another bus into Walsall town centre when she … Continue reading
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