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The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Friend, And Right Now Skateboarders Are My Friends
[Park Record] The Park City Police Department last week received at least two reports of bicyclists using the skate park at City Park, something that is an ongoing issue at the facility. On Wednesday, June 5 at 2:13 p.m., a … Continue reading
Apparently Bicyclists Are Targeting Bus Drivers For Their Latest Crime Spree
[BayNews9] TAMPA — Deputies are looking for a man who stole a Hillsborough County school bus driver’s purse, then rode away on a bicycle. The incident happened on the morning of May 20 while the bus was parked on Yorkshire Drive … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, public transportation, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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I’ve Never Hated Anyone As Much As I Hate This Hipster Bicyclist Who Rides Around With His Fucking Cat On His Shoulder
[AP] For bicyclist Rudi Saldia, you could say a cat is his co-pilot. Saldia often buzzes around Philadelphia with his year-old feline Mary Jane perched on his shoulder. Their urban adventures have turned heads on the street and garnered big hits … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycle couriers, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, Philadelphia, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Big Fucking Surprise: In All That Time I Was Away, Bicyclists Still Haven’t Stopped Trying To Kidnapp Little Kids
[The Age] Police are investigating whether the attempted abduction of a nine-year-old girl in Melbourne’s north could have been carried out by the same man who attempted to sexually assault a woman in the area last week. Detectives from the … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, failures, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclists Just Wearing Their Clothes Upside-Down and Shitting All Over Themselves in Public Now
INDIAN RIVER SHORES, Fla., Nov. 15 (UPI) — Police in Florida said they arrested a cyclist clad only in an upside-down shirt and boxer shorts who smelled like he had defecated on himself. The Indian River Shores Department of Public Safety … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclist Doesn’t Give a Fuck, Just Leads an Entire Road Race Off Course
Runners in a 10k race in Newcastle went the wrong way after mistaking a passing cyclist for their course guide. Many of the 530 athletes in the Heaton Harriers Memorial 10K mistook a member of the public wearing a bright … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Shock of the Day: Bicyclist Beats the Shit Out of an Old Man Because He Couldn’t Take His Bike on the Subway
(VIDEO) San Francisco police have released a surveillance video of a bicyclist attacking a Muni station agent who told the cyclist couldn’t take his bike on the subway at Van Ness Statio. Investigators hope making the video public will help … Continue reading
Bicyclists Just Getting Drunk and Punching Female Cops Now
A drunk cyclist has been accused of attacking a female police officer in Cairns. The cyclist was stopped on suspicion of riding while over the limit on Thursday night. Police allege he punched the 37-year-old officer several times in the … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, road warrior, vagabonds
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News of the Week That Should Surprise No One: Bicyclists Still Riding Around Naked and Traumatizing Women
COLUMBUS, Ohio – A man is being charged with public indecency after allegedly riding his bicycle while naked. Paul James Donahue was arrested on Monday afternoon after a witness said that he saw Donahue, 43, naked on his bicycle riding past … Continue reading
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Because Regular Bicycles Aren’t Flimsy Enough, Cardboard Bicycles Are Now Apparently a Thing
A bicycle made of cardboard may seem an unlikely form of transport – but one inventor claims to have developed one that costs just £10 to make. By folding over sheets to double their strength, he claims the machine is … Continue reading
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