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Category Archives: Criminals
Contender for Dumbest Bicyclist Ever Just Riding Around with Stolen Property and Three Outstanding Warrants
A man stopped by Napa police for a warrant check ended up being booked into jail on suspicion of possessing a wallet, identification and credit cards that had allegedly been reported stolen, police said. Kristopher Scott Booth, a 38-year-old Napa … Continue reading
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Ho Hum: Just More Bicyclists Getting Naked and Peeing on Buildings
The relationship between some residents in San Antonio and the bicyclists that pedal through the town multiple times a week – if not daily – has been rocky. Both sides have levied serious complaints. Some residents have seen cyclists disrobe … Continue reading
Bicyclists Continue to Thwart Justice, Prevent Police from Ticketing Them for Doing Illegal Shit
Earlier this month, police officers in the City of Roseburg tried to strengthen their authority to ticket people who do not ride in bike lanes. They thought they could sneak an agenda item through City Council and be on their way. … Continue reading
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Bicyclist Crashes into Cop Car While Fleeing with Stolen TV
PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla.- Charlotte County Sheriff’s deputies arrested a man who stole a television in a box from the Port Charlotte Walmart and fled with it on his bicycle. He was arrested when he crashed into the back of … Continue reading
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Bicyclist Hunts Down Dude Who Stole His $2,500 Bike…Hang On, Did You Say $2,500 Bike?
SEATTLE (AP) — Jake Gillum loves his bike. So when it got stolen in Portland, Ore., while he was on a date, he was determined to get it back. The quest seemed hopeless, but a week of poring over online postings for his … Continue reading
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Bicyclist Forces Driver Off the Road and Sends Him and His Car Flying into the Water
YORK — A New York man escaped from his submerged pickup after it crashed through a guardrail Sunday night on Sewall’s Bridge, which connects Seabury and Organug roads over the York River. Michael E. Chandler, 50, of Schenectady, N.Y., told police … Continue reading
You Guessed It: Bicyclists Just Exposing Themselves to Random Passersby Now
WITNESSES who may have seen a cyclist exposed himself in Sleaford are being urged to come forward. At around 1.15pm on Saturday July 30, a man revealed himself to a passenger in a car travelling down London Road by the … Continue reading
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Typical Bicyclist Just Spitting on Normal Everyday Citizens Now
Brisbane’s walkers and joggers are apparently under attack at the moment. Not by some sex fiend but by a cyclist who has taken to spitting on them. Safe Cycling Australia has come to us for help in idenfiying and reporting Brisbane’s … Continue reading
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Bicyclists Don’t Just Ignore Laws, Now They’re Straight Up Shooting Cops
Police say while an officer was patrolling the area near 24th Street and Roosevelt Thursday night, he noticed someone on a bicycle that looked suspicious. That officer decided to approach the cyclist, but after making contact, the cyclist pulled out … Continue reading
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Bicyclists Block Entire Road, Attack 20-Year-Old Girl’s Car and Leave Her Crying
TEWKSBURY TWP. – A group of cyclists allegedly surrounded and attacked a vehicle Sunday after the driver, a 20-year-old woman, honked at them to move out of the way, police reported. An officer was dispatched to Rockaway Road and Water Street … Continue reading
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