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Looks Like DC Is Starting to Catch On
This morning, commuters walking to the Metro who got a copy of the Washington Examiner tabloid saw a cover that shouts, “Motorists fuming as bicyclists pack roads; Everyone angry at clueless Bikeshare riders.” Whoever did the layout even put it … Continue reading
Bicyclists Running Over Little Old Ladies Now Because They Just Don’t Give a Fuck
A writer has called for the introduction of a “cycling licence” after her elderly mother was knocked down and injured twice in a month. Petronella Wyatt said many riders were “rogues” and “as low as the meanest hit-men”. Her mother … Continue reading
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Bicyclists Starting to Go All ’28 Days Later’ on Us
A 71-year-old Cambridge man told police he was driving down Concord Avenue near Parker Street at 11:20 a.m. on Aug. 28 when a cyclist reportedly started banging on his passenger side window and door, denting the door with a kick. … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, inmates running the asylum, road warrior, vagabonds
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Another Day, Another Bicyclist Rolling Around Town with a Concealed Weapon While He Has Outstanding Warrants
At 4:30 a.m., Sgt. Schuette and Deputy Easter observed a subject on a bicycle matching the description of an armed robbery suspect. Upon making contact they found the subject was concealing a loaded handgun. The subject was arrested for carrying … Continue reading
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Just Another Bicyclist Verbally Assaulting a Woman and Punching the Shit Out of Her Car
KITTERY, Maine — Police have released a photo of a bicyclist suspected in a road rage incident and are asking the public’s help in identifying him. The suspect was involved in an incident on Monday, Sept. 3 with a local … Continue reading
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Bicyclists Just Flashing Guns at Schools Now
A bicyclist with a holstered handgun was detained by police and released without charges this morning after causing a lockdown at Grand Junction High School. The bicyclist, a man who Grand Junction Police Sgt. Dave Stassen described to be in … Continue reading
Insurance Company Says Bicyclists Should Have to be Safety Trained Like Drivers, Bicyclists Predictably Go Fucking Bananas
An open letter from a motor insurance company to Secretary of State for Transport Justine Greening that called for all cyclists to be required to “undergo compulsory training and testing before they take to the road” has attracted strong criticism … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, natural selection, road warrior
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Bicyclists Continue to Thwart Justice, Prevent Police from Ticketing Them for Doing Illegal Shit
Earlier this month, police officers in the City of Roseburg tried to strengthen their authority to ticket people who do not ride in bike lanes. They thought they could sneak an agenda item through City Council and be on their way. … Continue reading
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Bicyclist Forces Driver Off the Road and Sends Him and His Car Flying into the Water
YORK — A New York man escaped from his submerged pickup after it crashed through a guardrail Sunday night on Sewall’s Bridge, which connects Seabury and Organug roads over the York River. Michael E. Chandler, 50, of Schenectady, N.Y., told police … Continue reading
The NY Times’ Randy Cohen Is Literally the Worst Human Being on the Fucking Planet
THE rule-breaking cyclist that people decry: that’s me. I routinely run red lights, and so do you. I flout the law when I’m on my bike; you do it when you are on foot, at least if you are like … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, natural selection, road warrior
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