Monthly Archives: August 2012

The NY Times’ Randy Cohen Is Literally the Worst Human Being on the Fucking Planet

Posted on August 6, 2012 by Falco

THE rule-breaking cyclist that people decry: that’s me. I routinely run red lights, and so do you. I flout the law when I’m on my bike; you do it when you are on foot, at least if you are like … Continue reading →

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Typical Bicyclist Just Spitting on Normal Everyday Citizens Now

Posted on August 3, 2012 by Falco

Brisbane’s walkers and joggers are apparently under attack at the moment. Not by some sex fiend but by a cyclist who has taken to spitting on them. Safe Cycling Australia has come to us for help in idenfiying and reporting Brisbane’s … Continue reading →

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Genius Bicyclist Shocked to Discover that Coffee Is Hot

Posted on August 3, 2012 by Falco

A cyclist was drinking coffee, became startled because it was “too hot” and crashed in Brisbane’s inner city yesterday. This incident has been highlighted by police as an “example of reckless behaviour that could have had a much worse outcome … Continue reading →

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Bicyclists Don’t Just Ignore Laws, Now They’re Straight Up Shooting Cops

Posted on August 3, 2012 by Falco

Police say while an officer was patrolling the area near 24th Street and Roosevelt Thursday night, he noticed someone on a bicycle that looked suspicious. That officer decided to approach the cyclist, but after making contact, the cyclist pulled out … Continue reading →

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This Pittsburgh Bicyclist’s Letter Proves That They Seriously Do Not Fucking Get It

Posted on August 2, 2012 by Falco

The responsibility of avoiding crashes lies especially with drivers given that they are the ones operating 4-5,000 lbs. of steel that can go faster and cause more damage than people riding 25 lb. bikes. Drivers must respect the rights of … Continue reading →

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Bicyclists Block Entire Road, Attack 20-Year-Old Girl’s Car and Leave Her Crying

Posted on August 1, 2012 by Falco

TEWKSBURY TWP. – A group of cyclists allegedly surrounded and attacked a vehicle Sunday after the driver, a 20-year-old woman, honked at them to move out of the way, police reported. An officer was dispatched to Rockaway Road and Water Street … Continue reading →

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Bicyclists Just Openly Hating Jews Now

Posted on August 1, 2012 by Falco

Police are looking into an argument in which a man hurled hateful taunts at a Jewish man wearing a yarmulke in North Hollywood. “He made references to Hitler – Hitler should have killed the Jews, that type of stuff,” LAPD … Continue reading →

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