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Even Professional Bicyclists Are Basically Just Crybabies in Spandex
Ok, here’s the back story to this stunning video. 26-year old Kevin Van Hoovels of Belgium dropped his chain twice, caught back up with the leader, and then lost the sprint for the title of XC Mountain Bike Champion … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, crybabies
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Another Day, Another Bicyclist Getting Shitfaced and Riding Around Town
Police will allege the man was swerving across Bower Rd and struggling to maintain control of his bike when a patrol spotted him about 10.30pm. The Queenstown man, 37, almost collapsed on the road, police said. When breath tested, he … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, drunks, natural selection
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Drunk Bicyclist Apparently Thinks That Her Bike Makes Her Exempt From All Laws
BRIDGEPORT — While a 21-year-old woman was driving her car down State Street Wednesday around 10:30 a.m., she said a woman, drinking beer and riding a bicycle, struck her gray Toyota Camry. The driver said she was driving in the left lane, … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, drunks, natural selection
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THE EARTH ITSELF Now Opening Up to Swallow Bicyclists
TOLEDO, Ohio – A bicyclist is recovering after riding through a hole Tuesday night. It happened along Holland-Sylvania just south of Airport Highway. We’re told there was a small water main break, and cones were placed at the scene, blocking the … Continue reading
Posted in Mother Nature
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, the earth protects itself
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Bicyclists Just Straight Up Trying to Stab Each Other to Death Now
A road rage incident in Ferndale between two bicyclists ended with one man being charged with felony assault with a knife. David R. Simmons, 69, of Oak Park was arraigned Saturday before Ferndale 43rd District Magistrate James Brennan. The suspect … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, road warrior
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Roving Gangs of Bicyclists Just Cursing at Kids, Stealing, Getting Naked, and Peeing on Everything
“Let me be very clear at the outset – this is not an anticycling campaign,” San Ann resident Lou Rinaldi said. “It’s a pro-hometown and community standards campaign. Part of it is letting the folks know that we don’t appreciate … Continue reading
Bicyclist Gets Ticket, Tries to Drag All of Her Friends Down With Her
Plantation triathlete Molli Serrano was riding through Weston with more than 30 cyclists when a sheriff’s deputy stopped them around dawn. Serrano was the only one given a $65 ticket on March 6. Her offense: riding outside the bike lane … Continue reading
Guy Bitches that Bicyclists Shouldn’t Have to Wear Helmets, I Think Maybe I Agree?
More Christchurch people would cycle if they did not have to strap ugly helmets to their heads, a style-conscious city councillor says. Cr Aaron Keown wants New Zealand’s compulsory cycle helmet law reviewed because he believes it is stopping people … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, natural selection
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Idiot Bicyclist Sues City Because He Mistook a Cliff for a Bike Path (No Seriously)
A bicyclist who allegedly fell more than 10 feet when a road came to an end because he thought there was a bike trail beyond, but there really wasn’t, has asked to file a first amended complaint against the Agency … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, natural selection
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Bicyclist Beats Woman Senseless, Gets Slap on the Wrist
A woman who was bashed with a bike D-lock by a cyclist is angry at the “slap on the wrist” sentence handed down to her attacker. Caroline Courtney, 50, fought back tears yesterday as she recalled the attack, during which … Continue reading
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