Ok, here’s the back story to this stunning video. 26-year old Kevin Van Hoovels of Belgium dropped  his chain twice, caught back up with the leader, and then lost the sprint for the title of XC Mountain Bike Champion of Belgium because his foot came out of the pedal. He did not take it well. [MTBR]

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So I guess professional bicyclists are just as crazy as the amateurs, huh? I’m not really sure why this surprises me. I guess it’s probably because everyone knows that every single pro bicyclist is a doped up roid monster. I expect these guys to be angry rage machines, not idiots rolling on the ground sobbing like a five year old who just dropped his fucking ice cream cone. I mean have you ever seen anything more pathetic?  I don’t think I’ve ever cried that hard in my fucking life. Other than when the Patriots lost the Super Bowl, but Super Bowl losses don’t count. Those are manly tears.