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Category Archives: Stupidity
Bicyclists Are Literally the Only People in the Entire World Who Think Bicycle Cops Are Totally Awesome
Would you like to see the police utilize bicycle patrols more often? Are you concerned about how the PPB handles marches and protests? The City of Portland and the Portland Police Bureau is forming a new group of citizens to … Continue reading
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Does This Bicyclist Seriously Think There Are Single-Issue Bike Lane Voters Out There?
But even saurian brains can’t be that small. Bikes must occasionally leave bike lanes, just as buses occasionally leave bus lanes. And although rudeness and stupidity are as common among cyclists as others, a few random failures do not a … Continue reading
Insurance Company Says Bicyclists Should Have to be Safety Trained Like Drivers, Bicyclists Predictably Go Fucking Bananas
An open letter from a motor insurance company to Secretary of State for Transport Justine Greening that called for all cyclists to be required to “undergo compulsory training and testing before they take to the road” has attracted strong criticism … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, natural selection, road warrior
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The NY Times’ Randy Cohen Is Literally the Worst Human Being on the Fucking Planet
THE rule-breaking cyclist that people decry: that’s me. I routinely run red lights, and so do you. I flout the law when I’m on my bike; you do it when you are on foot, at least if you are like … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, natural selection, road warrior
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Genius Bicyclist Shocked to Discover that Coffee Is Hot
A cyclist was drinking coffee, became startled because it was “too hot” and crashed in Brisbane’s inner city yesterday. This incident has been highlighted by police as an “example of reckless behaviour that could have had a much worse outcome … Continue reading
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This Pittsburgh Bicyclist’s Letter Proves That They Seriously Do Not Fucking Get It
The responsibility of avoiding crashes lies especially with drivers given that they are the ones operating 4-5,000 lbs. of steel that can go faster and cause more damage than people riding 25 lb. bikes. Drivers must respect the rights of … Continue reading
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Bicyclists Just Openly Hating Jews Now
Police are looking into an argument in which a man hurled hateful taunts at a Jewish man wearing a yarmulke in North Hollywood. “He made references to Hitler – Hitler should have killed the Jews, that type of stuff,” LAPD … Continue reading
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Dickhead Bicyclists Just Trying to Ruin the Olympics for the Rest of Us
LONDON (AP) — London police arrested 182 activists on bicycles who tried to breach the Olympic Park’s security cordon during the games’ opening ceremony, officials said Sunday. Three people have been charged with various offenses during Friday night’s protest, while the … Continue reading
Guy Bitches that Bicyclists Shouldn’t Have to Wear Helmets, I Think Maybe I Agree?
More Christchurch people would cycle if they did not have to strap ugly helmets to their heads, a style-conscious city councillor says. Cr Aaron Keown wants New Zealand’s compulsory cycle helmet law reviewed because he believes it is stopping people … Continue reading
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Idiot Bicyclist Sues City Because He Mistook a Cliff for a Bike Path (No Seriously)
A bicyclist who allegedly fell more than 10 feet when a road came to an end because he thought there was a bike trail beyond, but there really wasn’t, has asked to file a first amended complaint against the Agency … Continue reading
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