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Good News! Bicyclists Have Decided To Just Start Beating The Shit Out Of Each Other Now!
[Oregon Live] As both a cyclist and an attorney who specializes in cycling-related cases, Portland’s Bob Mionske knows a good deal about road rage incidents pitting motorists against bicycle riders. But for whatever reason — warmer weather? More people taking to two … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, Portland Fucking Oregon, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Friend, And Right Now Skateboarders Are My Friends
[Park Record] The Park City Police Department last week received at least two reports of bicyclists using the skate park at City Park, something that is an ongoing issue at the facility. On Wednesday, June 5 at 2:13 p.m., a … Continue reading
Bicyclists Would Rather Run Their Injured Friend Over Than Listen To An Authority Figure For A Single Fucking Minute
(Vimeo via Barstool Sports) I think you guys know me well enough by now to know that I don’t like to make fun of bicyclists getting seriously hurt. It’s just in poor taste. I mean, I think they’re assholes, but … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, idiots, road warrior
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Apparently Bicyclists Are Targeting Bus Drivers For Their Latest Crime Spree
[BayNews9] TAMPA — Deputies are looking for a man who stole a Hillsborough County school bus driver’s purse, then rode away on a bicycle. The incident happened on the morning of May 20 while the bus was parked on Yorkshire Drive … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, public transportation, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Apparently They Now Make A Bicycle With Scooter Attachment Coming Off the Back Of It And Oh My God My Brain Can’t Even Handle How Much I Hate Anyone Who Would Use This
[Digital Trends] Designer and photographer Jason Loveless invented the scooteRack because he claims he wants to see more people get around via bicycles. “Imagine if you could double the number of bicycle users without doubling the number of bicycles!” he writes. The … Continue reading
Posted in Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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Old Man Sprays Bicyclist With Bear Spray, Which Honestly Seems Like A Horrible Waste Of Bear Spray
[WPXI] A 68-year-old man who sprayed bear repellent at a bicyclist on Sauvie Island pleaded guilty Tuesday tounlawfully using mace against a person and was sentenced to mental-health treatment. Kenneth Lyle Tester also was sentenced to two years of bench probation and ordered not … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, idiots, Oregon, stupid twats
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I’ve Never Hated Anyone As Much As I Hate This Hipster Bicyclist Who Rides Around With His Fucking Cat On His Shoulder
[AP] For bicyclist Rudi Saldia, you could say a cat is his co-pilot. Saldia often buzzes around Philadelphia with his year-old feline Mary Jane perched on his shoulder. Their urban adventures have turned heads on the street and garnered big hits … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycle couriers, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, Philadelphia, stupid twats, vagabonds
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SITE MAINTENANCE
As you can see, I’ve added an email address to the sidebar. Since many of you seem fond of leaving hateful messages here, I thought I’d give you an outlet to send your hate mail to me directly. I look … Continue reading
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It’s “Bike To Work Day” Here In DC, So This Is It, This Is The Day I Kill Myself
[WJLA] Commuter Connections and the Washington Area Bicyclist Association are celebrating Bike to Work Day today. More than 13,000 area commuters will be taking part in this clean, fun and healthy way to get to work. More than 70 pit stops throughout D.C., … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, DC, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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Apparently Fat People Aren’t Allowed To Participate In That NYC Bike Share Program And Now I Am Just Goddamn Confused
[New York Post] Can obese cyclists sign up for the city’s new bike-share program? Fat chance! It is “prohibited” for any rider who weighs more than 260 pounds to sign up for the soon-to-launch initiative — prompting backlash from riders … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, Bikeshare, biking, crybabies, fat people, natural selection, New York, road warrior, stupid twats
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 