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Typical Bicyclist Just Spitting on Normal Everyday Citizens Now
Brisbane’s walkers and joggers are apparently under attack at the moment. Not by some sex fiend but by a cyclist who has taken to spitting on them. Safe Cycling Australia has come to us for help in idenfiying and reporting Brisbane’s … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, road warrior, vagabonds
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Bicyclists Don’t Just Ignore Laws, Now They’re Straight Up Shooting Cops
Police say while an officer was patrolling the area near 24th Street and Roosevelt Thursday night, he noticed someone on a bicycle that looked suspicious. That officer decided to approach the cyclist, but after making contact, the cyclist pulled out … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, road warrior
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This Pittsburgh Bicyclist’s Letter Proves That They Seriously Do Not Fucking Get It
The responsibility of avoiding crashes lies especially with drivers given that they are the ones operating 4-5,000 lbs. of steel that can go faster and cause more damage than people riding 25 lb. bikes. Drivers must respect the rights of … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, natural selection, road warrior
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Bicyclists Block Entire Road, Attack 20-Year-Old Girl’s Car and Leave Her Crying
TEWKSBURY TWP. – A group of cyclists allegedly surrounded and attacked a vehicle Sunday after the driver, a 20-year-old woman, honked at them to move out of the way, police reported. An officer was dispatched to Rockaway Road and Water Street … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, road warrior
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Bicyclists Just Openly Hating Jews Now
Police are looking into an argument in which a man hurled hateful taunts at a Jewish man wearing a yarmulke in North Hollywood. “He made references to Hitler – Hitler should have killed the Jews, that type of stuff,” LAPD … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, racists, road warrior
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Bicyclists Just Straight Up Trying to Stab Each Other to Death Now
A road rage incident in Ferndale between two bicyclists ended with one man being charged with felony assault with a knife. David R. Simmons, 69, of Oak Park was arraigned Saturday before Ferndale 43rd District Magistrate James Brennan. The suspect … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, road warrior
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British Bicyclists Getting Hurt, Propose Most Typical Bicyclist Solution Ever
Sustrans, the Cyclists Touring Club (CTC) and British Cycling used the report to reinforce their own messages to government as to what would radically improve cycle safety. “If the Government is serious about making our roads safer it must show clear leadership. A great … Continue reading