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Tag Archives: police
Oh Nothing, Just A Typical Bicyclist Throwing Himself At A Completely Stopped Police Car And Pretending It Ran Him Over
[video] [via Barstool Sports] So here’s the thing. I’m sure there are a lot of bicycle accidents that are just that: accidents. There are plenty of bicyclists who get legitimately obliterated by cars out of nowhere and end up seriously … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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I Always Knew Bicyclists Were Drunken Assholes But Apparently They’re Meth Heads Now Too
[Redding Record Searchlight] A man riding his bicycle in Red Bluff early this morning was arrested on suspicion of several drug-related charges after officers said they found a sunglasses case full of methamphetamine that belonged to him. An officer stopped … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, meth, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Apparently Philadelphia Heard My Cries Because They Are Cracking The Fuck Down On These Lawless Two-Wheeled Sociopaths
[Philly Curbed] Apparently, the scourge of the Philadelphia roads these days is the flock of two wheeled steel pony pilots: they’re biking upstream (known by those in the know as “salmoning”), running red lights, and causing general mayhem and commotion (okay, this … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crackdowns, cycling, cyclist, idiots, Philadelphia, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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