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Monthly Archives: July 2012
Idiot Bicyclist Sues City Because He Mistook a Cliff for a Bike Path (No Seriously)
A bicyclist who allegedly fell more than 10 feet when a road came to an end because he thought there was a bike trail beyond, but there really wasn’t, has asked to file a first amended complaint against the Agency … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, natural selection
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Bicyclist Beats Woman Senseless, Gets Slap on the Wrist
A woman who was bashed with a bike D-lock by a cyclist is angry at the “slap on the wrist” sentence handed down to her attacker. Caroline Courtney, 50, fought back tears yesterday as she recalled the attack, during which … Continue reading
Chicago Tribune Wants to Balance the Budget and Crush Bicyclists at the Same Time
They range from blithely running through red lights and stop signs to passing on our right just as we are about to turn. And if we ever yell out a complaint about their poor understanding of the rules of the … Continue reading
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Tagged balance the budget, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking
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Dumbass Bicyclist Tries to Pet Wild Horse, Gets the Shit Bitten Out of Him
A cyclist got more than he bargained for when he reached out to pat a wild horse. The man, who was mountain biking with a group, tried to pat one of the horses when it lashed out and clamped its … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, horse, rise up animal kingdom
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Valiant Goose Gives Its Life in the Fight Against Bicyclists
Lower Merion police say a woman in her 60’s was injured Sunday morning July 15 in Wynnewood after being struck by a goose while she was bike riding. “People were bicycling down Remington Road when a goose actually flew into … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, goose, rise up animal kingdom
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British Bicyclists Getting Hurt, Propose Most Typical Bicyclist Solution Ever
Sustrans, the Cyclists Touring Club (CTC) and British Cycling used the report to reinforce their own messages to government as to what would radically improve cycle safety. “If the Government is serious about making our roads safer it must show clear leadership. A great … Continue reading
Bicyclist Gets Ticket for Riding Through Construction Zone, Says He’s Basically Trayvon Martin
GLENCOE — An Evanston man who claimed discrimination after being ticketed for riding his bicycle through a Glencoe construction zone, compared his situation Monday to that of the black youth shot down by a white security guard in a controversial … Continue reading
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