Tag Archives: New York

Typical Bicyclist Viciously Attacks Nicole Kidman

[Daily Mail] Nicole Kidman has been knocked over by a cyclist and according to reports, is planning on pressing charges. The actress was returning to her hotel after attending the Calvin Klein show on Thursday as part of New York Fashion … Continue reading

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Apparently Fat People Aren’t Allowed To Participate In That NYC Bike Share Program And Now I Am Just Goddamn Confused

[New York Post] Can obese cyclists sign up for the city’s new bike-share program? Fat chance! It is “prohibited” for any rider who weighs more than 260 pounds to sign up for the soon-to-launch initiative — prompting backlash from riders … Continue reading

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Serious Question: Is Bloomberg Secretly Trying To Kill Every Bicyclist In New York City?

[CBS New York, via our friends at Hoboken411] Across Manhattan, bike share docking stations are spreading, and so is the backlash. Even people excited about the program say they’re upset over the implementation. Call it “installation frustration.” The bike share docking station moved into position … Continue reading

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New York Bicyclists Demand ‘Bike-Specific Stoplights’ As Though They’re Going to Fucking Listen to Those Either

UPPER EAST SIDE — The turf war between pedestrians and cyclists continues in Central Park, as critics of wayward bikers demanded the Department of Transportation install bike-specific stoplights along the cycling path. At a recent Community Board 8 Transportation Committee meeting, several … Continue reading

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