Tag Archives: New York

Hey Deadspin, Get Off My Lawn!

[Deadspin] Maybe I’m in the wrong but I get annoyed whenever I’m walking in the park and I hear, at my back, a bicycle bell. The call of “On your left!” also gets on my nerves. My fight instinct kicks … Continue reading

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NYC Bicyclists Finally Have A Pro-Bicycling Candidate For Mayor, Promptly Attempt To Run Him The Fuck Over

[NY Daily News] Bill de Blasio almost got mowed down by a zooming Citi Bike Thursday morning. The mayoral front-runner was leaving a union rally near City Hall Park in lower Manhattan when he stepped into the bike lane on … Continue reading

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Bicyclist Beats The Ever Loving Fuck Out Of A Shit-Talking NY Jets Fan

[TC Palm] Grayson said he’s a “big football fan” and that the Dolphins are his team. He said the other man, identified as the victim, is a Jets supporter. They started arguing about how each team was better, and the victim … Continue reading

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Typical Bicyclist Viciously Attacks Nicole Kidman

[Daily Mail] Nicole Kidman has been knocked over by a cyclist and according to reports, is planning on pressing charges. The actress was returning to her hotel after attending the Calvin Klein show on Thursday as part of New York Fashion … Continue reading

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Apparently Fat People Aren’t Allowed To Participate In That NYC Bike Share Program And Now I Am Just Goddamn Confused

[New York Post] Can obese cyclists sign up for the city’s new bike-share program? Fat chance! It is “prohibited” for any rider who weighs more than 260 pounds to sign up for the soon-to-launch initiative — prompting backlash from riders … Continue reading

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Serious Question: Is Bloomberg Secretly Trying To Kill Every Bicyclist In New York City?

[CBS New York, via our friends at Hoboken411] Across Manhattan, bike share docking stations are spreading, and so is the backlash. Even people excited about the program say they’re upset over the implementation. Call it “installation frustration.” The bike share docking station moved into position … Continue reading

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New York Bicyclists Demand ‘Bike-Specific Stoplights’ As Though They’re Going to Fucking Listen to Those Either

UPPER EAST SIDE — The turf war between pedestrians and cyclists continues in Central Park, as critics of wayward bikers demanded the Department of Transportation install bike-specific stoplights along the cycling path. At a recent Community Board 8 Transportation Committee meeting, several … Continue reading

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