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Category Archives: Professional Cyclists
Don’t Look Now But Another Tour De France Bicyclist Is Peddling A “Heroic Story” That Might Actually Be Complete Bullshit
[Deadspin] Tour de France leader Chris Froome’s backstory includes a three-year fight with a rare parasite, bilharzia, and his triumph over inconsistency caused by it to become one of the best riders in the world. One problem: The story might be … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, disappointments, drugs, idiots, Lance Armstrong, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France
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Lance Armstrong Says Pro Bicycling’s Leaders Are on Cancer’s Side and Honestly Who Are You Going to Believe, a Bunch of Asshole Bicyclist Leaders or Lance Fucking Armstrong, American Hero?
Lance Armstrong blames cycling’s governing body for the spread of the cancer that nearly killed him and told a team-mate that it was his ‘card to play’ if he ever faced any ‘doping problem.’ … Vaughters stated: ‘Early on at a … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, heroes, Lance Armstrong
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If You Hate Lance Armstrong, You Hate America
Listen I know I touched on this Lance Armstrong bullshit before, but now that it’s back in the news it’s important to remember one thing: if you suddenly hate Lance Armstrong now, you are basically a terrorist. See the thing … Continue reading
So, This Whole Lance Armstrong Thing
I bet you all think I’m gonna hate on Lance Armstrong because I hate bicyclists. But I ain’t mad at him. Sure, Lance shows that even professional cyclists are duplicitous, lying assholes. But Lance is a professional cyclist, not a dipshit city … Continue reading
Even Professional Bicyclists Are Basically Just Crybabies in Spandex
Ok, here’s the back story to this stunning video. 26-year old Kevin Van Hoovels of Belgium dropped his chain twice, caught back up with the leader, and then lost the sprint for the title of XC Mountain Bike Champion … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, crybabies
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