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Category Archives: Animals
Bears Stage Non-Violent Protest of Bicyclists Invading Their Homeland
The future of the GranFondo Banff is uncertain after a last minute change to the route of the cycling event was made necessary by the presence of feeding bears. It was the first cycling event of its kind, a 142-kilometer … Continue reading
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Another Animal Kingdom Heard From: The Cows Have Chosen a Side
BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — A construction worker who tried to help police corral a runaway cow said the bovine charged at him “like a bull at a rodeo,” tossing him into the air before continuing its rampage through the streets … Continue reading
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Magpies Are Officially the Greatest Birds in the Fucking World
Yes, it’s that season again, when magpies swoop and cyclists are skittish. Just as it starts to warm up and the mornings aren’t quite as dark comes the ever-present threat of feathered fury from the sky. Back in … Continue reading
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Elephants Know Whose Side They’re On!
It’s drive on the left, pass on the right in India, where at least that part of British colonization is still rooted. This elephant got the first part of the memo, but apparently not the second. Or maybe it’s … Continue reading
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Dumbass Bicyclist Tries to Pet Wild Horse, Gets the Shit Bitten Out of Him
A cyclist got more than he bargained for when he reached out to pat a wild horse. The man, who was mountain biking with a group, tried to pat one of the horses when it lashed out and clamped its … Continue reading
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Valiant Goose Gives Its Life in the Fight Against Bicyclists
Lower Merion police say a woman in her 60’s was injured Sunday morning July 15 in Wynnewood after being struck by a goose while she was bike riding. “People were bicycling down Remington Road when a goose actually flew into … Continue reading
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