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Bicyclists Don’t Just Ignore Laws, Now They’re Straight Up Shooting Cops
Police say while an officer was patrolling the area near 24th Street and Roosevelt Thursday night, he noticed someone on a bicycle that looked suspicious. That officer decided to approach the cyclist, but after making contact, the cyclist pulled out … Continue reading
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Bicyclists Block Entire Road, Attack 20-Year-Old Girl’s Car and Leave Her Crying
TEWKSBURY TWP. – A group of cyclists allegedly surrounded and attacked a vehicle Sunday after the driver, a 20-year-old woman, honked at them to move out of the way, police reported. An officer was dispatched to Rockaway Road and Water Street … Continue reading
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Slowest Bicyclist Ever Snatches Purse, Can’t Even Escape Woman Who Runs Him Down ON FOOT
MANCHESTER — Alone and walking to her car late at night, Ashley Stathopoulos was terrified when a man on a bicycle grabbed her purse and pedaled away. She also was quite angry. “I wasn’t letting him get away. He only … Continue reading
Bicyclists Just Straight Up Trying to Stab Each Other to Death Now
A road rage incident in Ferndale between two bicyclists ended with one man being charged with felony assault with a knife. David R. Simmons, 69, of Oak Park was arraigned Saturday before Ferndale 43rd District Magistrate James Brennan. The suspect … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, road warrior
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Bicyclist Gets Ticket, Tries to Drag All of Her Friends Down With Her
Plantation triathlete Molli Serrano was riding through Weston with more than 30 cyclists when a sheriff’s deputy stopped them around dawn. Serrano was the only one given a $65 ticket on March 6. Her offense: riding outside the bike lane … Continue reading
Bicyclist Beats Woman Senseless, Gets Slap on the Wrist
A woman who was bashed with a bike D-lock by a cyclist is angry at the “slap on the wrist” sentence handed down to her attacker. Caroline Courtney, 50, fought back tears yesterday as she recalled the attack, during which … Continue reading
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