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Another Day, Another Bicyclist Getting Shitfaced and Riding Around Town

Posted on July 27, 2012 by Falco

Police will allege the man was swerving across Bower Rd and struggling to maintain control of his bike when a patrol spotted him about 10.30pm. The Queenstown man, 37, almost collapsed on the road, police said. When breath tested, he … Continue reading →

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Drunk Bicyclist Apparently Thinks That Her Bike Makes Her Exempt From All Laws

Posted on July 26, 2012 by Falco

BRIDGEPORT — While a 21-year-old woman was driving her car down State Street Wednesday around 10:30 a.m., she said a woman, drinking beer and riding a bicycle, struck her gray Toyota Camry. The driver said she was driving in the left lane, … Continue reading →

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Guy Bitches that Bicyclists Shouldn’t Have to Wear Helmets, I Think Maybe I Agree?

Posted on July 20, 2012 by Falco

More Christchurch people would cycle if they did not have to strap ugly helmets to their heads, a style-conscious city councillor says. Cr Aaron Keown wants New Zealand’s compulsory cycle helmet law reviewed because he believes it is stopping people … Continue reading →

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Idiot Bicyclist Sues City Because He Mistook a Cliff for a Bike Path (No Seriously)

Posted on July 20, 2012 by Falco

A bicyclist who allegedly fell more than 10 feet when a road came to an end because he thought there was a bike trail beyond, but there really wasn’t, has asked to file a first amended complaint against the Agency … Continue reading →

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