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Drunk Bicyclist Apparently Thinks That Her Bike Makes Her Exempt From All Laws
BRIDGEPORT — While a 21-year-old woman was driving her car down State Street Wednesday around 10:30 a.m., she said a woman, drinking beer and riding a bicycle, struck her gray Toyota Camry. The driver said she was driving in the left lane, … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, drunks, natural selection
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Guy Bitches that Bicyclists Shouldn’t Have to Wear Helmets, I Think Maybe I Agree?
More Christchurch people would cycle if they did not have to strap ugly helmets to their heads, a style-conscious city councillor says. Cr Aaron Keown wants New Zealand’s compulsory cycle helmet law reviewed because he believes it is stopping people … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, natural selection
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Idiot Bicyclist Sues City Because He Mistook a Cliff for a Bike Path (No Seriously)
A bicyclist who allegedly fell more than 10 feet when a road came to an end because he thought there was a bike trail beyond, but there really wasn’t, has asked to file a first amended complaint against the Agency … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, darwinism, natural selection
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